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	<title>Comments on: Ultimate Warrior = Insane (Slow News Day Video)</title>
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		<title>By: barry mckockiner</title>
		<link>http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2007/12/02/ultimate-warrior-insane-slow-news-day-video/comment-page-1/#comment-7403</link>
		<dc:creator>barry mckockiner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THAT WAS AWESOME.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THAT WAS AWESOME.</p>
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		<title>By: Jesse Holland</title>
		<link>http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2007/12/02/ultimate-warrior-insane-slow-news-day-video/comment-page-1/#comment-7398</link>
		<dc:creator>Jesse Holland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When he said something about laying down like a lawn and getting run over with lawnmowers I pretty much lost it...god I miss the 80&#039;s...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When he said something about laying down like a lawn and getting run over with lawnmowers I pretty much lost it&#8230;god I miss the 80&#8242;s&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: jaydog</title>
		<link>http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2007/12/02/ultimate-warrior-insane-slow-news-day-video/comment-page-1/#comment-7397</link>
		<dc:creator>jaydog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just wish the comic book character that was the Ultimate Warrior would come to life and whip the UFC into shape.  Maybe he should serve as a coach on TUF 7.  

Okay, I was joking for the most part, but I really do miss the flamboyance of pro-wrestling (which, I&#039;m sorry to say, I took very seriously as a kid).  Any time I see top-down orchestration in MMA, I&#039;ll cry foul, but the fighters who draw you in with their back-story and their pre-fight hype are often my faves.  And I don&#039;t mean Tito&#039;s jingoist flag-waving or Ken Shammrock&#039;s smack talk.  Usually, a fighter&#039;s mystique is conveyed through understatement (Cro Cop, Fedor, Hendo).  But there are some who strike a pose and it works (Wandy &quot;the Axe Murderer&quot; or the &quot;Junk Yard Dog&quot; imitation by Rampage).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just wish the comic book character that was the Ultimate Warrior would come to life and whip the UFC into shape.  Maybe he should serve as a coach on TUF 7.  </p>
<p>Okay, I was joking for the most part, but I really do miss the flamboyance of pro-wrestling (which, I&#8217;m sorry to say, I took very seriously as a kid).  Any time I see top-down orchestration in MMA, I&#8217;ll cry foul, but the fighters who draw you in with their back-story and their pre-fight hype are often my faves.  And I don&#8217;t mean Tito&#8217;s jingoist flag-waving or Ken Shammrock&#8217;s smack talk.  Usually, a fighter&#8217;s mystique is conveyed through understatement (Cro Cop, Fedor, Hendo).  But there are some who strike a pose and it works (Wandy &#8220;the Axe Murderer&#8221; or the &#8220;Junk Yard Dog&#8221; imitation by Rampage).</p>
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		<title>By: Evan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Exactly Adam. Which is why Tito needs to be more than a B class fighter who hasn&#039;t been able to evolve with the new generation of fighters.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Exactly Adam. Which is why Tito needs to be more than a B class fighter who hasn&#8217;t been able to evolve with the new generation of fighters.</p>
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		<title>By: Adam Morgan</title>
		<link>http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2007/12/02/ultimate-warrior-insane-slow-news-day-video/comment-page-1/#comment-7383</link>
		<dc:creator>Adam Morgan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jaydog-

I believe what you&#039;re suggesting is that we need more Evan Tanner. You read some of the stuff Tanner writes and it reads almost exactly like what Warrior was saying, minus the roids.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jaydog-</p>
<p>I believe what you&#8217;re suggesting is that we need more Evan Tanner. You read some of the stuff Tanner writes and it reads almost exactly like what Warrior was saying, minus the roids.</p>
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		<title>By: jaydog</title>
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		<dc:creator>jaydog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is what&#039;s missing from MMA today.  Whatever the Warrior was talking about, it convinced me that he was going to kick ass every time I heard this stuff.  For more nostalgia, and too much info really, check out the Warrior&#039;s wikipedia entry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Warrior</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what&#8217;s missing from MMA today.  Whatever the Warrior was talking about, it convinced me that he was going to kick ass every time I heard this stuff.  For more nostalgia, and too much info really, check out the Warrior&#8217;s wikipedia entry:</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Warrior" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Warrior</a></p>
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		<title>By: Evan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 21:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When MMA basically got banned in the US in the late 90&#039;s /early 00&#039;s I admit I tried to supplement my thirst for crazy combat sports by watching wrestling for about a year or 2. Triple H, The Rock, Goldberg...WWF vs WCW....hah...it was fun for a bit but it got old.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When MMA basically got banned in the US in the late 90&#8242;s /early 00&#8242;s I admit I tried to supplement my thirst for crazy combat sports by watching wrestling for about a year or 2. Triple H, The Rock, Goldberg&#8230;WWF vs WCW&#8230;.hah&#8230;it was fun for a bit but it got old.</p>
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		<title>By: SteveXtreme</title>
		<link>http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2007/12/02/ultimate-warrior-insane-slow-news-day-video/comment-page-1/#comment-7378</link>
		<dc:creator>SteveXtreme</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 21:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great Video!  Just to add another little tidbit... The Ultimate Warrior, Jim Helwig, had his name legally changed to The Ultimate Warrior.  Talk about insane!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great Video!  Just to add another little tidbit&#8230; The Ultimate Warrior, Jim Helwig, had his name legally changed to The Ultimate Warrior.  Talk about insane!</p>
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		<title>By: Ben</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy shit. Wow. Thank you so much for that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy shit. Wow. Thank you so much for that.</p>
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		<title>By: Paul Balsom</title>
		<link>http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2007/12/02/ultimate-warrior-insane-slow-news-day-video/comment-page-1/#comment-7374</link>
		<dc:creator>Paul Balsom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>waka waka waka</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>waka waka waka</p>
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		<title>By: phyteguru</title>
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		<dc:creator>phyteguru</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This absolutely made my day.

Well, that and the girl that was here last night.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This absolutely made my day.</p>
<p>Well, that and the girl that was here last night.</p>
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