Win Josh Koscheck signed gear and more!! New contest from 5 Oz of Pain
December 31, 2007 by Matt Cava
Kicking off the new year in style, Five Ounces of Pain is offering up a HUGE prize pack from our pals at Mar Clothing. You have the chance to win a fully stocked prize bundle featuring a UFC glove and a UFC 74 poster both signed Josh Koscheck. If that wasn’t enough, the winner will also receive seven (yes, seven) t-shirts from Mar Clothing. Click the thumbnail for a high-res image of the prize bundle
How to win: Submit the best caption/thought bubble for the below photo from UFC 79.
To Enter: Submit your entry via typed copy or edit the image below, then submit a link to it. All entries must be posted in the Comment String of THIS CONTEST POST.
Timing: Contest is over Saturday 1/12/08 @ 11:59pm EST
Judging: Staff of Five Ounces of Pain will announce winner on Monday 1/14/08
Owned & operated by Josh Koscheck, Mar Clothing represents what California coastal lifestyle is all about. The word Mar has various definitions in many different languages, but in English it means; to inflict damage, especially disfiguring damage, on. Mar Clothing is very diverse and offers a collection that caters to children, teens and adults of all races, nationalities and backgrounds. FiveOuncesofPain.com thanks Mar for providing us with the prize bundle for this contest.
Following is a list of what will be included in the contest giveaway:
- UFC glove signed by Josh Koscheck
- UFC 74 official posted signed by Josh Koscheck
- Mar Gas Mask Short Sleeve
- Mar Shield Burnout Short Sleeve
- Mar Eagle Thermal Long Sleeve
- Mar Skull Cross Short Sleeve
- Mike Swick Shirt Short Sleeve
- Two Mar Corporate logo short sleeve silver with yellow outline
- Mar Corporate logo long sleeve red with black logo with white outline
Contest photo by Derek Hamilton - plenty of other badass photos from UFC 79 can be found at http://www.insidefighting.com.
My Caption:
“You were supposed to hold my hand and put your arm around my shoulders…not punch me in the FACE!”
Don’t move…You.ve got something on on your face….let me get that for you!
“1.. 2.. 3.. 4, I declare thumb war!!”
“Titty Twister!”
I guess the UFC’s sponsor’s are affecting me more than I thought - my choice for a caption is from the new Rambo movie: ” Heroes don’t die, they just reload”
My Photo Caption with Photoshop Editing!
YOU WILL LOVE IT!
http://xstortionist.deviantart.com/art/Payback-73450206
“Awww…Thanks for holding my hand! It helped soften the blow.”
Whats up, dawg …. GOT YOUR NOSE!!
lame, i know
“You aint F-ING ME!”
“gosh…I wish I could of stayed in PRIDE”
“I hope this camera is getting my good side”
We better be getting free Harley’s for this pose.
“The Art of War”
Hey, You play Rocky and I’ll be Apollo
How about “Here’s a closer look at all my fingers.”
Or “If you axe me, Chuck is gonna murder the guy.”
Hey Wand, ya got something in your eye. Nevermind, I’ll get it for ya…
Where do we enter our caption at to be included in this contest? Just here in the comment spaces like some have already done or do we need to send an email to make it official? And to what email? Thanks for the help!
The not-so-secret handshake.
Or “Here’s why I’m a rock star, dog.”
“Oh my God! Look at the size of his camera! Wandy, let me hide your eyes!”
“Hey Wandy. Got’yer nose!”
“wow this isn’t how i pictured this going……maybe if i close my eyes………”
“Hey Wandy you have something in your eye… OH! it my fist, sorry.”
Or,
“Take that chuck!”
Mike Goldberg - “It looks like Silva is utilising the headbutt to the fist. Something he learnt in his Vale Tudo days, Joe”
Joe Rogan - “Actually I believe Chuck is hitting him in the face”
chuck’s reaction upon finding that wander-lei really meant more than holding hands
Chuck- “Hey you got something sparklely in your eye”
Wanderlei- “Get it out, Get it out..hurry!!!”
Chuck-”Well stand still or else its gonna hurt”
Wanderlei- “Put some ice on it man”
Chuck-”Ya just had to axe sweetie…ah I mean man!”
Chuck: Hey Wanderlei, watch your face beat up my hand!
or
Wanderlei: Lemme Show you Brazil dance, chuck! Gimme your hand
Chuck: I don´t want to learn to tango, I´d rather win by KO!
or
Chuck: Psh, as if you holding my hand will make me punch softer!
or
Cameraman: That´s gonna be my new background: two bloody UFC gloves engaging in a Thumb War!
or
Cameraman:
3 seconds to impact,2…,1…
or
Cameraman:
Wand the fruitcake is about to receive an Icing!
or
Chuck: Oh, so you´re calling me a thumb-war cheat?? I´ll show you!
or
Chuck: Let me pull you in closer so you can get a taste of my leather!
or:
Chuck: Hey, Wand, pick a hand!
Wanderlei: I chose-ee the lef´one!
Chuck: Haha, wrong one sucker!
or
Chuck: Hadouken!!
Cameraman: Fatality!
“Here’s blood in your eye!”
“You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. And sometimes you can even pick your friend’s nose!”
I know that I am not eligible to win, but I have to submit my caption anyways:
“What did the five fingers say to the FACE? SLAP!”
Silva: I knew training with a snorkel was going to be pointless.
“Wand i know its been awhile since youve been in the octogon so i will hold your hand and we will get through these three rounds together”
Wanderlei Silva got rocked so hard that for a moment he thought we was competing in the Ultimate Thumbwar Championship
“POW!!!”
or
“BIFF!!”
or
“BAM!!”
Anything from Batman circia 1960 will do.
“Wand honey if you keep holding my hand i just might go down on you”
“hey wand i know its been awhile since you been in the octogon so i will hold your hand we will get through these 3 rounds together”
“Reason #234 why Wanderlei’s face is so ugly.”
Hold my hand while I punch you in the face
OW’ MY EYE! MY EYE!!
“Legends collide” or “Irresistible force meets immovable object”
Chuck : Hey Wandy, Check out that hot girl in the crowd !
Wandy : I can’t ! You fist is in my eye !
or
Chuck : Wandy, Assume the position and get ready to tengo.
Wandy : Come on Chuck, I’m not in the mood to dance!
Got your nose………
That tickels……Hee…..Hee………Heeeee……….
Stop it! Wandi Stop it!
okey thats it
I got your nose
Holy crap
Thank god I brought my camra because its fighter gone wild
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/ravenpride/persistent.jpg
There ye go. It’s not your straightforward captioning style, but hey: a caption’s a caption.
This is what you get for moving your arm while I am trying to read it
Chuck thinking of pre fight interview “I’m gonna throw some shots, im gona land some shots and he’s gonna go down”
Chuck while punching Wanderlei “damn, he’s not going down”
Wanderlei thinking “I cam here to the ufc to fuck chuck, I am not going down”
Axe Murdered: Its what you get for ducking and dodging a fight for 6 years.
TAG! no tag backs!
hey let me get it for you!
Pose for the Camera! Say U-F-C!
you cant run away from me anymore wand i got ya this time.
chuck your my bitch!!!
bitch this right hand douche
Its a love hate relationship
Wanderlie silva expected Chuck just to fart when the iceman told him to pull his finger, but he got cupcaked instead
“Hey Wand pull my finger”…. “CUPCAKE!!!”
Letss HOld hands while i Punch you In the fACe. Welcome to the UFC Silva!!
hahahaha I love number 47 the best! Runners up are the first one in 43 and 26 is kinda funny too. If I had to make a caption I’d say “Moments like this make you wish you never stepped back into the UFC Octagon”
yeah it kinda sux but I’d still go with 47
http://bighugelabs.com/photos/196890319742f41e69da907cbb69fe18/motivator3109511
submitted this last night, not sure what happened to it.
Wandy, be happy that didn’t land during the weigh ins! Lunge forward into that big right hand!
Lord… I pray Chuck has a stomach like Gabe Ruediger.
Drop to your knees while I go get you a towel and some vaseline
VS: Awww, I thought we were trading body punches, no faceys!!
wandy-”on second thought i dont want to fuck chuck.”
That’s gonna leave a mark…
Wand: Tickle, Tickle, Tickle…Ouch!
Chuck: No more Tickles, I said
So much for the BJJ Black belt…
Chuck: You can now pick up your nose in the fifth row
“Now I lay the down to sleep i pray the lord your soul to keep. If the ref should stop the fight before you wake the belt well be mine and I will take!!!!”
“Chuck…I thought the saying was ‘I’ll scratch your BACK,if you scratch mine’…not NOSE. Anyways…a little to the left.”
Wand: Hey! No one told me there were strikes in ring-around-the-rosey.
Chuck: How else was I supposed to get you to all-fall-down?
http://bighugelabs.com/photos/08d044a7f382ea8516fcca7e67e797b0/motivator1396859
since you have to use a snorkel to breath, i’m gonna put your nose back together, free of charge. no hard feelings.
my son also said to me about the picture, awwww did that hurt. i just laughed. we luv ya josh!!!
Silva: “Is it too late to land a foot stomp?!”
Does this glove smell funny to you???
See i have great punch defense!!! You wont get one past me head…..
I thought we were just having a thumb war, Chuck always way to competitive.
Old Brazilian proverb: Punch to face like holding another man’s hand.
I won’t kiss & tell but the camera man will……
”Well, atleast your holding my hand…”
How do I say “Owwwieee!” in English?
Here is mine:
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1764/liddellsilva79nx4.jpg
You have some thing in your eye, hold on ill get it for you!
I iz in ur face, mashing up ur brane!
” Hey…let me put some ice on that bruise!”
CHUCK:” I got your nose..!!”
WADERLEI:” Hey, Give me that..”
…RIGHT CROSS…NAH, MORE LIKE RIGHT “A”CROSS
…chuck: “GET OVER HERE..!”
CAMERMAN:……O M G …CHUCK IS THAT A THONG??
I was told you were having trouble breathing through your nose, let me see if I can help you with that.
this is mine…
How do you like my fake lead with the left and punch with the right?
can you see it now?
got it!!
http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/4/1/2/f_CONTESTm_a13df44.jpg&srv=img03
“What did you say about my hair?”
SILVA PROMISES VIOLENCE- BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
Look Mom I can do this without even looking!
http://bighugelabs.com/photos/196890319742f41e69da907cbb69fe18/motivator7008646
Mar (mär)
Transitive verb: marred, mar·ring, mars.
To inflict damage, especially disfiguring damage, on. See picture above.
Why can’t I be fighting Rampage in PRIDE
“I heard if you pound your nose to the back of your head, it will stop the bleeding”!!!!
“While looking for the knock-out over Wanderlei Silva, Chuck Liddell found what he was really looking for all along…..himself”
Chuck: “Do you still wonna Fuck Chuck”
Chuck Liddell, doing his part to support, and defend with his own hand grenade. Hit so hard, the camera man winced.
Chuck -”Why is that camera pointing down??? ”
Wanderlei” I dont know but i hope he can’t tell i have an erection”
”Chuck I know you did her, I don’t need to smell your fingers”
Tonight Wanderlei learned the hard way that he had been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars!!
Wandy: Snorkle training improves my cardio
Chuck: Shoulda brought scuba goggles to protect your face!
” Im gonna Knock Him Out”
Wandi…..would you like some milk to wash that down?
The cameraman informed Chuck that Nickelback just cast Wanderlei in their latest music video.
Chuck - Let’s see here, if I throw a right hand just like the one Rampage hit me with maybe I won’t lose 3 in a row.
Wanderlei - I can’t believe he is beating me up, he is supposed to me scared of me, I was the Pride champ, I beat Rampage…
ROCKEM’ SOCKEM’ UFC
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ROCKEM’ SOCKEM’ UFC
I will knock you all the way to fucking Meadville.
Ear ache my Eye!
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Chuck’s reaction to finding out Wandy won the badass Mar prize pack.
Chuck-”I’ve got an AXE to grind…using Wandy’s face to do it”
IIIIIIII’ve got your nose! wanderlei….wanderlei…IIIIIII’ve GOT YOUR NOOOSE
“I shaved my balls for this?”
Hey Dana, I don’t think this camcorder is working. Should I switch back to Worlds Most Dangerous Animals?”
Wandy: Keep you right hand up–pull with your left hand and we’ll see how fast my head can run into your fist.
or
Chuck: Is that pink eye? Get the fuck away from me!
or
Camerman: Where did my body go? Fuck it–I’ll just film the thumb war while I’m up here!
Super Punch Out
…The full motion picture…
…Featuring Wanderlei Silva as King Hippo & Chuck Liddell as Little Mac…
…A Koopa Troopa Film…
“Liddell and Silva are making the UFC’s dont ask, dont tell policy irrellavent”
This is to the beat of the hokey pokey.
“You put your left hand in
I put my right fist out
I hit you in the face and hear the vegas crowd shout.”
“Hide And Seek”
The Best Way To Rock Your Opponent.
I’M SUPPOSED TO SPIN
your supposed to DIP me not HIT me!
After a long dispute Wandy signs new sponsorship deal with Red Nose subsidiary Black Eye.
Who’s the whore now Filho?
“No Wanderlei, its hop, skip, left, right, pivot, step cross! Not hop, left, skip, pivot, right step cross! Are you trying to piss off the volcano?
I guess Iran is not the only one we have to worry about in the arms race.
Trained. Disciplined. Accomplished.
Wandy … smile! You’re on not-so-hidden camera.
Rumors of a Chuck Liddell/Britney Spears relationship bring out the paparazzi.
ICEMAN(CHUCK LIDELL):MUST STOP EVIL AXE MURDERER FROM THE EVIL PRIDE ORGANIZATION! MUST THROW MY DEADLY ICE PUNCH!
AXE MURDER(WANDERLEI SILVA):UGH! MY AXE PUNCH IS DOING NOTHING AGAINST THIS UFC POWERHOUSE , I CAN’T FIND WAY TO TAKE OVER THE UFC ORGANIZATION! NEED MORE PRIDE HELP!
“Wanderlei takes a venture into the psychological aspect of fighting by high fiving Chuck for each punch he lands. This sadly ended in his own defeat.”
During filming season 2 of the Celebrity Apprentice, a heated argument develops over whether or not Donald Trump’s hair is real!
“Wanderlei, as it turns out, is a huge Tina Turner fan. here he can be shown playing Tina, while Chuck fills in as Ike.”
Wand: “Chuck, I have been waiting a long time to tell you this, I think you’re fauxhawk is so sexy”
Chuck: “What the f are you talking about, we’re in the middle of the octagon?”
Wand: “I know, but it’s been a burning desire of mine for some time”
Chuck: “That’s the gayest s@#t i’ve ever heard”
Wand: “Would it be too much if i asked to caress it?”
this picture is the final response of chuck in regards to wand’s last inquiry
I should have used Preperation H
Wanderlei (as Moody) : “You broke my nose”
Chuck (as Linderman) : “It looks better that way”
HEY!, It’s me, AMERICA!
Just relax, it will hurt less…
“I know you came here to f*ck me, but I said NO, FAG!”
“I said look that way and smile for the camera”
THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.
Thanks a lot, guys! We’ll announce a winner on Monday!
WINNER:
#124 Ross
“You put your left hand in
I put my right fist out
I hit you in the face and hear the Vegas crowd shout.”
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good pick