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Jenna helps Tito sell hot dogs on Celebrity Apprentice

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Last night was the first episode of the Celebrity Apprentice, of which our favorite big-headed, bleach blonde bad boy Tito Ortiz is a cast member.  The Donald pit the men against the women, with the first task to make the most $$$ selling dirty water dogs on the streets of NYC.

It wasn’t long before the guys used their celeb powers to call on uber-rich friends to buy hot dogs for $5K, $10K and $15K a pop.  Mr. Oritz even had his girlfriend Jenna Jameson stop by to take pics with fans for a few hundred bucks each.

Line of the Night was when Trump asks Tito (in front of the entire cast), “Are you getting to get a prenup before you marry that?” Then Tito responds by saying something about being in love. Gene Simmons chuckled at that one.

In the end, the guys “out-sold” the ladies $52,000 – $17,000 and former Playboy Playmate Tiffany Fallon got booted from the show.

We’ll keep tabs on the Celebrity Apprentice until Trump tells Tito “you’re fired”.

Check out more Tito Ortiz content on FiveOuncesofPain.com

11 COMMENTS
  • Gavin says:

    Lennox looks like he’s never held a pad in his life before. I guess this is how Tito is making up for not training why taping the show.

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  • Gavin says:

    while* taping the show. Geez.

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  • Evan says:

    “Are you getting to get a prenup before you marry that?”

    Amusing considering Jenna is worth far more than Tito.

    Hey and what a dirty water dog? I assume is from how gross the water looks after sitting in a pan.

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  • Evan says:

    you aren’t the only one Gavin

    whats* a dirty water dog

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  • josh b says:

    dirty water dog… i think its what websters dictionary calls tito’s penis after he makes “love” to Jenna…

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  • mike wolfe says:

    Boy, are there a lot of punchlines regarding Tito, Jenna and hotdogs. Hey Sam, maybe this could be the next competition–come up with the most clever caption for a picture of Tito and Jenna with a hotdog. Whaddayasay?

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  • Mr. Takedown says:

    mike – that is a great idea. I was looking around the web for a while this afternoon for a pic of Jenna eating a hotdog. Came up empty. If you guys can find one, it will definitely be the February contest.

    A dirty water dog is what New Yorkers call the hot dogs sold by the vendors with those portable carts. The hot dogs are “cooked” as they float in a bin of hot water all day.

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  • mike wolfe says:

    You know, just the statement “picture of Jenna eating a hotdog” is such a set up for a punchline that what little maturity I have is strained to the breaking point.

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  • jjdnb says:

    Tito called in the perfect person to help him out. I mean who would know how to better handle a hotdog then Jenna Jameson?

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  • jjdnb says:

    “dirty water dog… i think its what websters dictionary calls tito’s penis after he makes “love” to Jenna…”

    too funny LOL

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  • josh b says:

    well jenna prolly isnt the best at handling hot dog… but she is the reigning pound for pound champ for handling steak in the tubular fashion…

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