Win Jon Fitch and Josh Koscheck autographed t-shirts! New contest from 5 Oz of Pain!
In anticipation for UFC 82, 5 Oz of Pain is offering up another awesome prize from our pals at Mar Clothing. This time you have the chance to win TWO autographed t-shirts – one from undefeated Jon Fitch and the other from TUF alum Josh Koscheck. Both fighters have personalized designs that they’ll be signing for the winner. Check out Fitch’s here and Kos’s here.
Contest: Write a caption for the below photo of Fitch submitting Luigi Fioravanti.
To Enter: Submit your entry via typed copy or edit the image below, then submit a link to it. All entries must be posted in the Comment String of THIS CONTEST POST.
Timing: Contest is OVER
Winner: Five Ounces of Pain will announce winner on Monday 3/3/08
FiveOuncesofPain.com thanks Mar for providing us with the prize for this contest.
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”Nice tat man is that new”
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”Where did you learn to fight,DOLLER TREE”
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So ya Thought ya, Might like to go to the show. To feel the warm thrill of confusion that space cadet glow. Tell me is something eluding you, sunshine? Is this not what you expected to see? You wanna find out what`s behind these cold eyes you`ll just have to claw your way through this disguise…………These are the words from ” In the flesh” Pink Floyd The Wall……..Those of you who know the song will understand!
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If anyone is a big fan of the Big Lebowski..he it goes
“Luigi this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass….See this Luigi this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass”
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THE GOZ….funny stuff. I am a huge Floyd fan and I think that true Floyd fans will get that.
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Momma says CHOKE YOU OUT!!
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Let me whisper sweet nothings, Baby!
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“Submit or you will never see your family again.”
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Fitch:”Hey Luigi, please don’t sh*t your pants once I get this choke in.”
Luigi:”Sorry man, you should of told me that before I had all that Chocolate ex-lax.”
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Fitch:”Nothing can save you now.”
Luigi:”If only I had another mushroom so I could grow bigger.”
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“Say hello to my little friend”
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Figure 4,3,2,1 Choke and out.
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“There’s is no escape from the dreaded Rear Naked Hug!”
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Luigi: I told you she at the church getting married
Fitch: Married?
Luigi: MARRIED!!
gotta love the 80′s movies
Thank You Gedde Watanabe…aka Long Duck Dong
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http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7388/fitchoa9.jpg
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http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/6309/okokdr4.jpg
Shot at 2008-02-27
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I’m going to whisper sweet nothings in your ear until Big John deems you unable to intelligently defend yourself against our love.
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Hello darkness, my old friend,
Ive come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in your brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.
Jay K.
ps. With apologies to Simon and Garfunkel
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http://media3.dropshots.com/photos/301174/20080228/075759.jpg
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“Say Luigi, anybody ever tell you that you had a small coin purse?”
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Good night, Good Luck!
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Will you still respect me in the morning…..?
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Just relax…thats it…almost over..
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This is Luigi my new bitch!…. Say Uncle!…
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is it nap time already?
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DAMMIT FITCH!! I SAID BUD LIGHT!!
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“There goes your win bonus, bitch!!”
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And to think, this all started over pizza!
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Fitch: Luigi, there are no timeouts in MMA.
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In a scene reminiscent of Deliverance, Fitch makes Luigi squeal like a pig!!
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Luigi: “But I poop from there!”
Jon: “Not right now you don’t…”
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Say It! Say It! New Kids on the Block were way better than NSYNC!
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C’mon, turnaround and quit ignoring me…we never just talk anymore…
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Do you mind if I flick your right nipple? It’s weird but it’s just sort of a thing i do…
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Fitch: GIVE ME THE DAMN TV REMOTE!!
Fav: NO!! IT’S MY TURN!!
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spooning:sometimes it hurts
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“Raja naba goowa dela wookie nipple pinchy!”
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Luigi: Let go of my neck or else im going to give you the worst indian burn.
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Does Jon Fitch have to choke a bitch?
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Fitch likes his pasta spicy
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Luigi sporting his new Jon Fitch back piece
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ever wonder why they call it the rear naked choke?
joe rogan: ” he looks to be loosening his trucks, i just dont get this strategy at all….OH WOW
mike goldberg: “HE TAPPED!!!, HE TAPPED!!!”
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*trunks
i apologize for the typo
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So easy a caveman can do it
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Luigi: I got your Wrist!
Fitch: I got your Neck!
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Rock Paper Scissors…….submission !
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In a whisper: Hey… just one question for ya… Who’s your Daddy?
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Jon to Luigi “And this is how I choke you the F*** out. Claim your pizza and go cry on Mario’s shoulder.”
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Luigi: “I knew I shoulda shaved my chest hair!”
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“sorry dog but you just lost your breath, grip on reality, and the fight!”
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Luigi: Someone get this guy off of me before I kill him!
Jon: You aint goin nowhere pal.
Luigi’s corner: Hey lou , should we throw in the towel now?
Jons corner: Finish him!!
Jon: I’m trying. he is so damn slippery.
Luigi: petroleum jelly baby!
Ref: Enough small talk boys , finish the fight.
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YOU ATE THE LAST TWINKIE!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!
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Pain is my business and business is GOOD!!
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Seriously choking is legal.
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I TOLD YOU LUIGI, THAT LAST MEATBALL WAS MINE. SPIT IT OUT!
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Game on ….Lights Out!!
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I Just died in your arms tonight
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“Say Uncle, Say Uncle”
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“Sorry Dude… It’s nothing personal”
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“And you called me a little Fitch!”
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“Now who’s the Fitch?
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No dinner and dancing straight to the action !!
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