Win Jon Fitch and Josh Koscheck autographed t-shirts! New contest from 5 Oz of Pain!
In anticipation for UFC 82, 5 Oz of Pain is offering up another awesome prize from our pals at Mar Clothing. This time you have the chance to win TWO autographed t-shirts – one from undefeated Jon Fitch and the other from TUF alum Josh Koscheck. Both fighters have personalized designs that they’ll be signing for the winner. Check out Fitch’s here and Kos’s here.
Contest: Write a caption for the below photo of Fitch submitting Luigi Fioravanti.
To Enter: Submit your entry via typed copy or edit the image below, then submit a link to it. All entries must be posted in the Comment String of THIS CONTEST POST.
Timing: Contest is OVER
Winner: Five Ounces of Pain will announce winner on Monday 3/3/08
FiveOuncesofPain.com thanks Mar for providing us with the prize for this contest.
Click for the UFC 82 fight card.
“Now if I could just get Mario to get me that pipe wrench……..”
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…and if that mockingbird won’t sing, mommas gonna buy you a diamond ring….
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“Your cologne is fantastic. It’s musky with an oaky finish like a… lawyer cowboy.”
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“No, it’s chicken, put the oven on bake 350 and leave it.”
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“LESS FILLING!!”
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Did you hear that what Dana said about Tito?
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Can you believe those sites running Rio Heros ads?
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“Have I told you lately that I love you ?”
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I did not know spooning could become so violent
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“I am not letting go until you admit that Captain America has a chance to beat Tim later tonight…”
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“I do this because I care…”
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“Luigi, I am your mario baby…”
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Unlike he famous brother Mario, Luigi actually has a neck which enabled Jon Fitch to get the win via choke-out. Next up for Jon, the “Elevator Action” guy.
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Luigi: “I’m somebody’s Fitch!”
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Night, night. Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
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“Would you quit wiggling? I’m trying to stick it in!”
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“Hold still, I know your ticklish, but I’m trying to win a bonus here!!”
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“4 8 15 16 23 42″
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Sam Caplan……..
This is probably a real stupid question, but what do you mean by “typed copy or edit the image below, then submit a link to it”
Really all we have to do is put our caption in the comments sections, right?? I am curious to what everything in the below statement is asking for, other than a caption submitted in the comments section
To Enter: Submit your entry via typed copy or edit the image below, then submit a link to it. All entries must be posted in the Comment String of THIS CONTEST POST
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“*clears throat*… You just got OWNED..”
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“don’t worry.. you won’t feel a thing..”
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“Ummm.. while we’re down here.. let me go ahead and give you some directions to the Valley Hospital Medical Center”
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From Godfather III:
I need to whisper it in your ear…
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Is “Luigi Fioravanti” Italian for “Lucas and Peyton Forever”? Don’t tell anyone, but I too love One Tree Hill…
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*Walking Luigi home from the bar was starting to get more and more formidable.*
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BigFish-
You can put a comment/caption here in the thread, that is fine. Some people have also used this website http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php for our past contests and have come up with some real funny ones. Or just save the pic and edit it however you want, upload it, and then post a link. Or simply leaving a caption here in the comments will work, too. Hopefully this explanation helps.
-Adam
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It’s only gay if we make eye contact.
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Adam Morgan/5 oz of pain…………….
Will there be further consideration for those that go and photoshop adn actually edit the original picture???? Or will a simple “caption” in the comment section hold the same weight???
Just curious because I am fairly computer illerate. I am hoping that just submitting a caption in the comments sections has just as good of a chance at winning. Because some could really go the extra mile if they knew how to and wanted to……
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“Ok.. listen.. vote for Obama and I promise not to choke you out.”
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hey bigfish… why don’t you actually make an attempt at a caption instead of asking a dozen questions about the rules. This contest isnt governed by Ernst & Young.
See comment number 2, 8, 21, 27, etc. Those guys have the right idea.
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is that a mouthpiece in your pocket or you just happy to see me
btw nice 1 ed
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“dude, i promise, if you just let go of my arm, you won’t remember any of this..”
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“Stop struggling I’m trying to get us an extra $50,000!”
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Luigi: You know I ain’t queer.
Fitch: Me neither.
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Whose your daddy? Come on tell me, whose your daddy?
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Go Go Gadgit Goodnight!
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“Luigi, you ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”
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If you’re getting choked to death, clap your hands, clap clap.
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“Shhhhhhhhhhh ……. just let it happen.”
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Just checking Luigi’s plumbing…
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Jon Fitch: Wow. Luigi, you never cease to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard’s Delight.
Luigi Fioravanti: No, you get the special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Jon Fitch: It’s quite pungent.
Luigi Fioravanti: Oh yeah.
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Luigi: “Damnit, I knew this lame tattoo on my shin would do me in”
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You’re my Fitch now!
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You son of a Fitch!
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Luigi: “This sure was going better before it started.”
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“I can’t quit you.”
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You’re no daisy! You’re no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.
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Hey a Luigi, whatsa matter you?
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Luigi: “Oh God, he’s right behind me isn’t he?”
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“Luigi, do you like apples? Well, I got your number! Howd’ya like them apples???”
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“don’t taze me, bro!”
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that a tight body triangle!
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damm man you need to invest in some oldspice now im gonna have to choke ya
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No way you win! say goodnight sweet prince
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As the world slowly goes black…he thinks to himself…why did I give up broadway musicals?!?!
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Luigi, your hair smells so nice. Do you use Pantene?
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The hardest thing about pulling a rear naked choke is getting your arm…..ohh never mind its in.
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*GASP* Guess I should have trained that extra week instead of taking that vacation.
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Fitch: “Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top…”
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Fitch:why are you gargling
Luigi:that’s what she said
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..Hush little baby, don’t say a word…!!
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thanks for coming, drive safe !!
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Fitch: “I wish i could quit you Luigi”
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“This is as real as it gets….Are you ready?”
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Fitch “Wake up Luigi! I like my fish squirmy!”
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Fioravanti- “Could you move the leg down slightly before you choke me out? My tattoo artist is one of my sponsors and I told him I would show off his Fioravanti tattoo!!”
Fitch- “I’ll do what I can man, I know how those sponsors can be, by the way, you think they’d be interested in sponsoring me, I was thinking of having, rear-naked choke tattooed on my back!!!”
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FITCH: “Obstacles are necessary for success Luigi !”
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….I GOT 5 ON IT
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Fitch(whispers) “Thats not my cup…”
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We are both going to need therapy after this!
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Tom Cruise: “Fitch, You Complete Me! Can I be your Sports Agent?”
Fitch: “I thought you’d never ask!”
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Tom Cruise: “Fitch, You Complete Me! Can I be your Sports Agent?”
Fitch: “I thought you’d never ask!”
[IMG]http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f396/enchantedscribe/fitch_fioravanti.jpg[/IMG]
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http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f396/enchantedscribe/fitch_fioravanti.jpg
Tom Cruise: “Fitch, You Complete Me! Can I be your Sports Agent?”
Fitch: “I thought you’d never ask!”
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Fioravanti-”Do it to me one more time, once is never enough from a man like you!”
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Fitch:”This is the beginning of the end, now go to sleep!!!”
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Nighty, Night! (Luigi in a sleepy voice).
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Never has anyone seen so much determination to sing “Y.M.C.A”
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SAY UNCLE!!!…….SAY UNCLE!!!
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Hey man you know i got your back
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Luigi: “Hold on a sec, my contact fell out!”
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GOD GET OFF MY BACK
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Hey man, you know i got your back
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Jon Fitch whispering in Luigi Fioravanti’s ear to not fear him, but to fear the consquences.
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“Pssssst! Was tha difference between a Ferrari n a boner, Luigi? I dont have a Ferrari”
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SWEET DREAMS MY LITTLE FRIEND
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“It was the Dukes, it was the Dukes”
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Game Over Luigi.
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Told you taste great less filling
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“Hey, c’mere….I gotta tip for you kid…the Kimbo/Tank fight is a work…put everything you’ve got on the youtube sensation!”
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“Tapout or passout it dosen’t matter to me…”
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“OK JON WHERE DO YOU WANT THAT TAT THAT SAYS PROPERTY OF FITCH AT??”
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Fitch”In order for me to finish this rear naked choke we’re both gonna have to lose the shorts”
Luigi”Ewww, i give up, i give up”
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its ok bro!1 ill buy u u a beer when u wake up!! now nighty nite!!
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its ok buddy! when u wake up ill buy u a beer! NOW nighty nite!!
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Fitch: Look here Luigi, if you just let my hand go I will finish you off then maybe Dana will let me beat Diego up.
Luigi: Only if you promise to punch him in the face for me.
6 months later: (A letter arrives in Fitch’s mailbox) Thank you Jon, from Luigi, P.S. I hate that guy!
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You are too much for me Luigi, you sonofawhoreson b*tch! I wish I knew how to quit you.
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Tattoos don’t make you tough.
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Next time I’ll put my Mario costume on
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This is how you properly put this hold on idiot!!! say;UNCLE
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I told you to quit drinking all my kool-aide!!!!
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“you’re getting sleepy”
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Luigi: ”Aren’t I supposed to be facing the other way? Check the book again…”
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the “COLD” truth!
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“YOU HAD ME AT HELLO!”
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Bringing the pain and putting them to sleep…thats the ufc way!
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Sorry Luigi, but the princess is in another castle.
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Wow! Your legs are so smooth on my belly.
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If you think this body triangle is humiliating, wait til Luke Cummo submits you with a coffee enema from rear mount in the middle of the octagon.
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“Most people view this as a victory for Fitch, the Zen Master sees Luigi as the winner. In betting against himself he made more than Fitch can count”
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Fitch: Dude, haven’t you ever heard of a Q-tip? Your ears are just disgusting.
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TAP OR NAP
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http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii267/packer83/motivator761941.jpg
TAP OR NAP!!
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….believe it or not, this is YOUR moment of Zen…
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Luigi just got owned!
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Fitch asks Luigi Fioravanti if he’s choking, being the nice guy he is, he preforms the Heimlich maneuver to help him out. Unfortunatley, the bad ass he is, Fitch ends up choking Fioravanti out anyways.
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Fitch: I was with your wife last night, you cheeky bastard!
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Why don’t you look at me in the eyes when we do this?!
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So….I think we should see other people…
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This is gonna hurt you A LOT more than it’s gonna hurt me!
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you give me your back ,be propared to take a nap
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Don’t worry… This’ll only hurt for a second….
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come on say my name, say my name and i’ll let u go!!!!!!
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hahaha…
mad props to comment 102.. that was pretty funny, dude !
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What are you doing man! All I said was “Pull my Finger” not my neck
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I want my Mommie!
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Stoppa, youa sqeezin da meata balls right outa me!
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Let me take your breath away!!
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Pain is a weakness leaving your body-You must feel pretty weak!!!
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“Will you be my bussom budy?”
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“Goodnite sweetheart well it’s time to go!”
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would now be a good time to say I’ve been seeing your mom
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I’ll give you till the count of 3 to spit out your mouthpiece….
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…Left foot red. Neck broken. Ultimate Twister!…
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Good Boy Luigi! Always wear your seatbelt!!
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Just leaving my mar on u!! it will b over soon just go 2 sleep!!
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I’ll never let go Jack. I’ll never let go.
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Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
It must’ve been something you said,
~Cutting Crew~
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“Sleep with one eye open, Gripping your neck tight.”
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So I said “Do you love me?” and she goes “No, but thats a really nice ski mask”. Last time I ever take dating advice from you, Luigi!
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“Don’t look now dude, but that cameraman is looking up your shorts.”
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“…and this is how I finished Josh Burkman…”
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“The last thing I want to do is hurt you, though it is still on the list”
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Nothing personal, Jus takin’ care of business!!
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Leave Britney ALONE!
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LIGHTS OUT–PARTY’S ON!!
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“And here we have the mixed martial arts version of the Heimlich maneuver. If choking on food doesn’t kill you, the MMA Heimlich will.”
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You failed to prepare now prepare to fail
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Shorts: $35 Gloves: $50 Submitting opponents: $PRICELESS
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Next time please consider the difference between cologne and soap.
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I’m gonna make your toes curl
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