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206 COMMENTS
  • seth b says:

    “This is my phone! There are many like it, but this one is mine! My phone is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, like I master my life. Without me, my phone is useless. Without my phone, I am useless.”

    Obviously GSP is very focused for Serra…

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  • Chris says:

    Georges St.Pierre In No “Rush” To Get Anywhere

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  • D says:

    I’m not entering the contest, mainly because the idea I used isn’t my own. But, I did make the pic in Paint.

    http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5895/gspperformjh7.jpg

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  • Sofian says:

    When is my sports psychologist gonna call? I’m 3 hours from my fight with Matt Serra, I need him so much!!!

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  • Nick says:

    “Pimpin’ aint easy, but kickin ass sure is”

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  • Evan says:

    Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

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  • Thomas says:

    “You lookin at me?… Huh?! You lookin at me?!”

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  • Mathematic says:

    “Matt, how does that make you feel?”

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  • JacRabbit says:

    “Look at my lips while I squeeze this phone… they look funny eh?”

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  • BustYoFace says:

    “Did you just say Matt Serra uses a Razor.. Hmmm, guess ill have to flip-trick-switch back to my sidekick”.

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  • clint notestine says:

    “I am not impressed with your phone.”

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  • mike wolfe says:

    “Pete Sell’s brain is this small and thin.”

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  • GSP- not just for the ladies

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  • Matt B says:

    “To text, or not to text. Does it make me less of a fighter?”

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  • i am very impressed by this phones performence

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  • seth b says:

    D – That is awesome, thanks for sharing.

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  • NoRegrets says:

    Look at me im a sexy bitch

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  • woooburn says:

    “it’s not all red wine and hockey. we’ve got cell phones too!”

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  • After I beat Matt Sera, I am coming for you Dana White. I want your job!

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  • Brenner says:

    “Did I leave the gas on?”

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  • J Camello says:

    Should I wear my little purple stretchy shorts or my little white stretchy shorts this Saturday?

    or

    “I am not impressed by your tailor”

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  • glock says:

    “Parle vous Frances??” I’m waitng for your special call…..
    1-900-asskicker

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  • Vernon Fatima says:

    Georges St. Pierre as James Bond in “From Canada with Love”

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  • SteveXtreme says:

    I… DRINK… YOUR… MILKSHAKE!

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  • FANOFALL says:

    Thanks to this trusty motorola razor, i was able to call 911 for assistance after Matt Serra rang my bell, wow i can still fill it in my chin, But i still look good Eh!!!

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  • glock says:

    Good one D

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  • Anthony P says:

    “It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. ”

    Muhammad Ali

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  • Charles says:

    “Canadian bacon really gives me gas!I hope no one smells that one !”

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  • woooburn says:

    “call it, friendo”

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  • Bernie says:

    If you can snatch this phone from my hand, you may leave with your life.

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  • RIMMAFan says:

    St. Pierre…Georges St. Pierre
    It’s French for Bond…James Bond

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  • Jay K. says:

    [b]Obsession Perfume by GSP[/b]

    I will kick Matt Serra’s Ass.

    [b]Obsession Perfume by GSP[/b]

    Pete Sell is a mental midget.

    [b]Obsession Perfume by GSP[/b]

    I will destroy Matt Serra with my Fist. You hear me, My FIST!

    [b]Obsession Perfume by GSP[/b]

    :D

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  • Jay K. says:

    I will beat you in a staring contest with my eyes. You hear me, with MY EYES!!

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  • HexRei says:

    “I was not impressed with your performe-ants”

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  • Atom says:

    “My chin, you cannot touch it”

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  • HexRei says:

    Hahha, D, you stole my idea preemptively :)

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  • Brian H. says:

    GSP: “Je me demande si Serra mat maintient ma ceinture intéressante et propre. J’aime les choses qui sont gentilles et propres — comme mon rasoir de Motorola.”

    Translation: “I wonder if Matt Serra is keeping my belt nice and clean. I like things that are nice and clean — like my Motorola Razor.”

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  • SSD says:

    This chin is glass!

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  • Thomas says:

    Dangit, i’ve lost my “Kung Fu Grip” in my left hand!

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  • Lydia says:

    This is my “Magnum” look.

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  • FANOFALL says:

    phone = matt serra, small and only effective in few locations, i will crush you with 2 fingers

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  • Jo says:

    Who is next?

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  • Jo says:

    Motorola RAZR is the Ultimate, Beautiful Slim Phone.

    Sure the girls think he is “Beautiful” and he is the Ultimate Fighter. Who needs the Wheaties when Motorola could use him……

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  • Jo says:

    GIRLS, I am single!

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  • kevin says:

    “I fight, therfore I am”

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  • AdamH says:

    Hmmm… I can’t wait to tell my sports psychologist that people are calling me a mental midget.

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  • glock says:

    Good one Kev. I was gonna say “a fighting mans thinker” but yours is better…..

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  • Marco says:

    Can you hear me now? Good!

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  • glock says:

    “You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He’s the best lawyer in Miami. He’s such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.”

    or

    “Say goodnight to the bad guy.”

    Tony Montana

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  • chris campeau says:

    READY TO HANDLE SOME BUSINESS

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  • glock says:

    oops, I meant Georges St. Montana

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  • Phreak says:

    GSP: Rodin’s modern day thinking MMAn.

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  • chris campeau says:

    not personal, just business

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  • Dedstrk says:

    Gorgeous George St. Piere

    He can’t hear you over his awesomeness

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  • sam s. says:

    Is it wrong that I call myself Captain Canada?…

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  • Eric says:

    ???What’s a mental Midget???

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  • Simco says:

    Proceed…

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  • Joe says:

    “Should I call Serra in advance? or should I just kick his ass and apologize afterwards?”

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  • cingred says:

    “He dies…………..he dies!!!”

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  • brian says:

    …”matt (choose yours) shine dat next shoe as good as da first eh!”…

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  • brett says:

    i cant belive its not butter

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  • Eric S. says:

    “I am not impressed with Degrassi: The Next Generation, and I can only hope that they bring back Degrassi Junior High….But I don’t mean to say anything bad about the new Degrassi, its still a great show and its actually on in 10 minutes…can we wrap this up?”

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  • Brad says:

    Cell Phone: $500
    Tailored Suit: $1000
    Watching “Frenchy” reclaim his belt: Priceless

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  • S. Harris says:

    F.T.E.

    Full Tuxedo Effect

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  • Mark Aulet says:

    To spinning backfist or not, Maybe I’ll call Shonnie Carter and see what he says.

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  • FANOFALL says:

    girls like guys with skills, im textually active ;)

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  • Brandon says:

    “Woman pay me to give them pleeaaasssure.”

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  • FANOFALL says:

    I piss excellence

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  • Rich S. says:

    “This is the look i gave your mom last night, Matt…”

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  • Rich S. says:

    “Mental Midget?? Dude, i’m like… 5’10…”

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  • FANOFALL says:

    you feeling lucky? Well are you? punk

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  • Rear Naked Choke by Fedor says:

    George St. Pierre: “My name is SP … GSP.”

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  • FANOFALL says:

    God just called and he thanked me in advance for sending him Matt Serra

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  • FANOFALL says:

    i wonder if i should call matt serra’s mom back?

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  • Rear Naked Choke by Fedor says:

    GSP: “I know its ridiculous, but I really want to be in the Gillette commercials with Federer and Tiger Woods.”

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  • PaiNFUL says:

    You think you know….. But you have No idea!

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  • Bob says:

    “Hmmm, that Matt Sayra, how badly should I humeeleate heem? Let me count dah ways.”

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  • revjames13 says:

    I’ve got a new ring tone. Taps.

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  • Jay K. says:

    The Police often question him because they find him interesting.
    His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s body.
    His blood smells like cologne.
    He is the most interesting man in the world.
    “I don’t always e-fight mental midgets named Pete Sell or Matt Serra, but when I do I prefer the UFC lightweight Championship belt.”

    Stay hungry my friends.

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  • SSD says:

    PLEASE!! not on this chin again Matt…..

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  • Natrix says:

    “Hmmm, Joe Silva’s calling. This time I wait ’till after fight to talk about future.”

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  • Rear Naked Choke by Fedor says:

    George St. Pierre: “That’s right, I just farted. What are you going to do about it?”

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  • Jason Brewer says:

    “got my mind on my money and my money on my mind”

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  • Tommy says:

    I wonder what grass tastes like…

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  • Albert says:

    “This cell phone can not handle my riddum!”

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  • FANOFALL says:

    my phone is mightier than yours

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  • revjames13 says:

    Got my digits, midgets? Call me from the hospital.

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  • Patrick says:

    “Do I really need this psychologist?”

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  • Mike Wolfe says:

    GSP: Looking and feeling marvelous

    GSP: Bon vivant and brawler

    GSP: Gentleman and warrior

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  • revjames13 says:

    GSP… There is no Tomorrow. Unless you count the day after today.

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  • Eric says:

    Say no to bar room violence. Do what GSP does; use your Razr, call the police and exit the situation calmly.

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  • revjames13 says:

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Men’s Department…

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  • Pugs says:

    In Canada When that 3 am call comes in … This is who answers.

    May explain the lack of Canadian terror attacks

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  • revjames13 says:

    GSP. No Excuses.

    Well… not as many as some other people, at least.

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  • JacRabbit says:

    “I love the Razr… they’re like really really thin pancakes…”

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  • Reaser says:

    There will be blood…

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  • mystere213 says:

    . Say no to bar room violence. Do what GSP does; use your Razr, call the police and exit the situation calmly.

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  • Pugs says:

    In Canada when the phone rings at 3am.. This is who answers!

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  • the ROC says:

    not only….am I the president of “ass kick for life”

    but a client as well!!!!

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  • Donald says:

    David Beckham, eat your heart out.

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  • THORAZINE says:

    -Confidence- “It’s not what you wear, but how you feel” EFK Nutrition.

    “In order to fight good, you have to feel good” EFK Nutrition.

    “Everyone’s a pacifist between wars.” ~Colman McCarthy

    “I’ll wear this suit to Matt Serra’s funeral.”

    “UFC 83, It’s not Personal, it’s just Business.”

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  • DO says:

    In an interview with GQ about his glass jaw:

    “Oui, Oui so what if Matthew may have punched me in the chin and knocked me out, but I just dial his mothers number on this phone and she take great care of me.”

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  • Rich S. says:

    “How do you like my new entrance attire? It worked for Mayhem Miller…”

    http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u166/paralyzedmime/l_dd57bf68520ba7cd259932a72659d058.jpg

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  • Je ne sais pas mais… I tink, zip fly open !
    Maybe monsieur Matt can zip it up for me? Pas mal!

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  • revjames13 says:

    WARNING: Contents under pressure. Do not expose to Long Island Italians. If condition persists consult a Doctor. Keep out of reach of heavy hands.

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  • Chrystal Russell says:

    “I’d much rather be drinking red wine and watching hockey.”

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  • A.C Slater says:

    “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

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  • Levi M says:

    “I am waiting to hear from the hospital to see how Serra is doing”

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  • revjames13 says:

    I will not phone in my performance this time…

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  • T-Lo says:

    For all that want some… You can’t spell St. Pierre without “RETIRE”… Take note…

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  • revjames13 says:

    I just ordered Italian. Meatball sub. First round.

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  • Snow says:

    Do you have any Grey Poupon?

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  • T-Lo says:

    Serra, after I make you my bitch, i’ll put you in my whorganizer…

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  • Marco says:

    Strictly Business!

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  • Rear Naked Choke by Fedor says:

    George St. Pierre: “I could where a suit during my fight with Serra. That way I wouldn’t have to change after I knock him out.”

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  • revjames13 says:

    I swallowed this phone in the gym. I thought it was a supplement. I will never make the same mistake twice.

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  • Fightfan says:

    What..Me worry?!

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  • FANOFALL says:

    PLEASE TEXT YOUR VOTE TO 1-866-IDOLS06, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE ARE 1-866 #’S NOT 1-800 #’S, THANKS FOR WATCHING, ST. PIERRE “OUT”

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  • money says:

    (in thick french Canadian accent) “One moment please, I may have sharted…”

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  • T-Lo says:

    “I’m wearing my fight shorts right now”

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  • Curt says:

    Georges St. Pierre Esq.

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  • JollyDV says:

    Appelez-moi, j’attendra pour toujours….forever.

    In English: Call me, I will wait forever….forever.

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  • Marco1321 says:

    GSP will draw a picture of how he’s gonna kick your ass…
    then mail it to you ten days in advance.
    The picture gets there, right?
    You go, “What the hell is this?”
    Then GSP knocks on your door, properly kicks your ass…
    and you still won’t know what happen to you.

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  • Marco1321 says:

    Speechless

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  • Flying Triangle says:

    Say hello to my little friend.

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  • Marco1321 says:

    as real as it gets

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  • Bunk says:

    Hmm. Should I call Pete or not…Hmm

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  • Thomas says:

    You hear that dialtone serra? Cause my fighting skillz are off the hook!”

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  • Roman says:

    “I am not impressed with this phone’s performance.”

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  • Blitzen says:

    Sacrebleu! Did I leave the iron on?

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  • Zantetzuken says:

    First just talking, then texting, then a camera and now finally, injectable viagra via cell phone! Just what the doctor ordered.

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  • Thomas says:

    Summoning his mental midget power, GSP attempts to crush Serra’s cell phone with only two fingers.

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  • NCCJ says:

    Champions are made, luck fades!

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  • Pete says:

    “IT’S ALL ABOOT DIPLOMACY!”

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  • Chris says:

    The new Georges St. Pierre cologne for men.

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  • Rear Naked Choke by Fedor says:

    GSP: “Serra’s wife is #1 in my ‘Top Five.'”

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  • Ryan Seacrest says:

    If you are wondering…..I do have a licence for these guns!

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  • Rear Naked Choke by Fedor says:

    GSP: “The only thing I like about Italians are the suits they make.”

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  • Rear Naked Choke by Fedor says:

    Tailored Italian Suit: $3,000

    Grooming: $500

    Not being able to put on your Affliction signature Shirt after you regain the UFC Championship Belt: Priceless Dana White

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  • FANOFALL says:

    Mr. Serra if you are wondering i have a 2yr contract on this phone , which is lmore than i can say about your contract with the ufc after i am finished with you

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  • DCSens says:

    Hello you’ve reached the voicemail of Pete Sell. I can’t come to the phone right now, as I am most likely unconscious in the middle of the octagon again.

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  • Joeb says:

    Verizon. The only contracts harder to get out of are the UFC’s.

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  • JohnnyRev says:

    Mental Midget says” I think therefor I am confused”

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  • Alan W says:

    incoming text from Drago: “GSP your a mental midget” — Reply from GSP: “I’m sorry I didnt reply to you sooner but I was counting my money with the Canadian wemons vollyball team in my mansion. Who are you again?”

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  • Alan W says:

    HA HA, That’s good stuff!!

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  • Scott says:

    I can pinch this phone and my chin, but yet I do not cry out in pain

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  • Anthony says:

    “Your thoughts intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter”

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  • Anthony says:

    “I was not impressed by your outfit”

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  • Anthony says:

    Thinking to self: “I wonder if Mandy Moore is nice in person??”

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  • Bernie says:

    Im not wearing any underwear.

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  • eey moost win, eey wheel win. Dee End!

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  • Bernie says:

    I bet you Blink First.

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  • Brian says:

    I don’t understand why the phone does not work when I hold it to my knee….Pete Sell promised me this is how you do it.

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  • Dave says:

    After further thought, losing to Matt Serra was not the best thing that happened to me. Getting my picture on the front page of Five Ounce of Pain..now that is the best thing that ever happened to me.

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  • Sam Cupitt says:

    “What are you talking aboot, Willis?”

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  • Dan Arnwine says:

    Got my butt kicked by an American, disappointed my Canadian friends, Hmmm what was that number for the French Foreign Legion? I have to hide somewhere. At least I’d know that language. It’s better than remembering the words to the National Anthem.

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  • Bernie says:

    Dont hate because Im sexy.

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  • Marco1321 says:

    Like i said “As REAL as it gets”

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  • AdamH says:

    George St. Pierre. Impressive Performance. Impeccable Riddum.

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  • matt says:

    “this phone really crossed zee line”

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  • Pleau says:

    “This suit is Italian. But everything else… ALL Canadian…”

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  • COOP says:

    “Hmmmm…..1st the welterweight division….next….THE WORLD!”

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  • AdamH says:

    Georges St. Pierre. Impressive Performance. Impeccable Riddum.

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  • tpolarbear says:

    Now that I dominated the the welterweight do I call Dana and take on the middleweight and be the one to finally beat Silvia?

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  • Ed says:

    Eh…Maybe I’ll prank call Nate Quarry and ask him if his refrigerator is running…like Kalib Starnes…

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  • Ed says:

    Second losses in a row to Serra and I would’ve used my Razr to slit my wrist

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  • Ed says:

    “I keep calling Dana but my cell service is just like Matt Serra and can’t connect all night”

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  • AdamH says:

    Georges St. Pierre.

    French translation: Sophisticated violence.

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  • chris campeau says:

    i take care of business like i take care of fights………quickly………RUSH!

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  • Jimmy says:

    More Armbars in More Places (AT&T)

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  • [...] Best Caption – now that GSP beat Serra, what should this picture say? Win $150 of supplements from EFK Nutrition. [...]

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  • Bernie says:

    How much longer do I have to wait for someone to call me that wants to fight?

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  • choPO says:

    “It feels good to be king.”

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  • Grape Knee High says:

    AdamH just nailed it, in my opinion.

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  • TSG says:

    And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

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  • Diesel says:

    GSP demonstrates his latest move, the Vulcan Chin Pinch. Devastating.

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  • Diesel says:

    The name’s George, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me George, and I’ll kill ya.

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  • Nick says:

    “These women’s underwear really are freeing.”

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  • Bernie says:

    Forget the pebble, try and snatch this phone from my hand!

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  • Tony M says:

    I beet Matt Serra fairly squarely, danks to my riddim.

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  • Will M. says:

    GSP: Matt Serra is like the bars on a T-Mobile Pay As You Go Phone, very short with no reach.

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  • L Grant says:

    - “This is the knee that finished it all.”

    – Armani Suit – $1500
    CK shirt – $250
    Razor Phone – $399
    Buying it with your gambling winnings from betting against yourself in the first fight – Priceless

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  • Rich S. says:

    #170,
    that was brilliant..

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  • sasquatch_nfld says:

    “MMA…anything less would be uncivilized.”

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  • oli says:

    my looks can submit you

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  • AdamH says:

    Georges St. Pierre. Today’s renaissance warrior.

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  • CrashPad says:

    Hey Matt Serra, can you hear me now??

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  • John Cox says:

    “Even I am curious as to the pluralization of my first name.”

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  • I beat Matt Serra and now I’m coming for you Dana White! I want your job!

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  • JQC says:

    Even the UFC’s Welterweight Champion needs a sleek phone and great calling plan…next contender…dare to call.

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  • revjames13 says:

    Yes, I think I will clean out the division…

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  • Bernie says:

    So, how bad do you want to be in my Fav 5 ?

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  • Big D says:

    Now that I have avenged my loss to Matt Serra I will kill the guy calling my sister.

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  • ken says:

    This chin? It’s rock solid like this phone.

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  • Carson says:

    MynameisSt.Pierre,GeorgesSt.Pierre.MattSerra,IwasNotImpressedByYourPerformance!!!!

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  • revjames13 says:

    I let my knees do the talking.

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  • KOMA says:

    I’m like a sore dick, you cant beat it!

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  • Adam says:

    “Sleek, Stylish, French Canadian”

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  • Adam says:

    “I’m too sexy for this phone, too sexy for this phone oh yeahh”

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  • GregM says:

    Perfect Phone for the Perfect Fighter

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  • owenblake says:

    This is how I hit Matt “The Terror” Serra with my knee and you know what he was about this small too.

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  • Shawn M says:

    I tweak my phone like I tweak my nipples

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  • Seth Lassman says:

    “Does this jacket make me look undisputed?”

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  • coarvy says:

    GSP: hey chad from Alltel, how do i put serra in “my triangle”

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  • Bernie says:

    I win because I can.

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  • Anthony P says:

    What’s up with the contest results?!?!?

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