5 Oz of Pain Caption Contest, Win Supplements from EFK Nutrition!
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Contest: Submit the best caption for the below photo of Georges St. Pierre.
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Timing: Contest ends Friday 4/25/08 at 11:59pm
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“This is my phone! There are many like it, but this one is mine! My phone is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, like I master my life. Without me, my phone is useless. Without my phone, I am useless.”
Obviously GSP is very focused for Serra…
Georges St.Pierre In No “Rush” To Get Anywhere
I’m not entering the contest, mainly because the idea I used isn’t my own. But, I did make the pic in Paint.
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When is my sports psychologist gonna call? I’m 3 hours from my fight with Matt Serra, I need him so much!!!
“Pimpin’ aint easy, but kickin ass sure is”
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
“You lookin at me?… Huh?! You lookin at me?!”
“Matt, how does that make you feel?”
“Look at my lips while I squeeze this phone… they look funny eh?”
“Did you just say Matt Serra uses a Razor.. Hmmm, guess ill have to flip-trick-switch back to my sidekick”.
“I am not impressed with your phone.”
“Pete Sell’s brain is this small and thin.”
GSP- not just for the ladies
“To text, or not to text. Does it make me less of a fighter?”
i am very impressed by this phones performence
D - That is awesome, thanks for sharing.
Look at me im a sexy bitch
“it’s not all red wine and hockey. we’ve got cell phones too!”
After I beat Matt Sera, I am coming for you Dana White. I want your job!
“Did I leave the gas on?”
Should I wear my little purple stretchy shorts or my little white stretchy shorts this Saturday?
or
“I am not impressed by your tailor”
“Parle vous Frances??” I’m waitng for your special call…..
1-900-asskicker
Georges St. Pierre as James Bond in “From Canada with Love”
I… DRINK… YOUR… MILKSHAKE!
Thanks to this trusty motorola razor, i was able to call 911 for assistance after Matt Serra rang my bell, wow i can still fill it in my chin, But i still look good Eh!!!
Good one D
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. ”
Muhammad Ali
“Canadian bacon really gives me gas!I hope no one smells that one !”
“call it, friendo”
If you can snatch this phone from my hand, you may leave with your life.
St. Pierre…Georges St. Pierre
It’s French for Bond…James Bond
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I will kick Matt Serra’s Ass.
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Pete Sell is a mental midget.
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I will destroy Matt Serra with my Fist. You hear me, My FIST!
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I will beat you in a staring contest with my eyes. You hear me, with MY EYES!!
“I was not impressed with your performe-ants”
“My chin, you cannot touch it”
Hahha, D, you stole my idea preemptively
GSP: “Je me demande si Serra mat maintient ma ceinture intéressante et propre. J’aime les choses qui sont gentilles et propres — comme mon rasoir de Motorola.”
Translation: “I wonder if Matt Serra is keeping my belt nice and clean. I like things that are nice and clean — like my Motorola Razor.”
This chin is glass!
Dangit, i’ve lost my “Kung Fu Grip” in my left hand!
This is my “Magnum” look.
phone = matt serra, small and only effective in few locations, i will crush you with 2 fingers
Who is next?
Motorola RAZR is the Ultimate, Beautiful Slim Phone.
Sure the girls think he is “Beautiful” and he is the Ultimate Fighter. Who needs the Wheaties when Motorola could use him……
GIRLS, I am single!
“I fight, therfore I am”
Hmmm… I can’t wait to tell my sports psychologist that people are calling me a mental midget.
Good one Kev. I was gonna say “a fighting mans thinker” but yours is better…..
Can you hear me now? Good!
“You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He’s the best lawyer in Miami. He’s such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.”
or
“Say goodnight to the bad guy.”
Tony Montana
READY TO HANDLE SOME BUSINESS
oops, I meant Georges St. Montana
GSP: Rodin’s modern day thinking MMAn.
not personal, just business
Gorgeous George St. Piere
He can’t hear you over his awesomeness
Is it wrong that I call myself Captain Canada?…
???What’s a mental Midget???
Proceed…
“Should I call Serra in advance? or should I just kick his ass and apologize afterwards?”
“He dies…………..he dies!!!”
…”matt (choose yours) shine dat next shoe as good as da first eh!”…
i cant belive its not butter
“I am not impressed with Degrassi: The Next Generation, and I can only hope that they bring back Degrassi Junior High….But I don’t mean to say anything bad about the new Degrassi, its still a great show and its actually on in 10 minutes…can we wrap this up?”
Cell Phone: $500
Tailored Suit: $1000
Watching “Frenchy” reclaim his belt: Priceless
F.T.E.
Full Tuxedo Effect
To spinning backfist or not, Maybe I’ll call Shonnie Carter and see what he says.
girls like guys with skills, im textually active
“Woman pay me to give them pleeaaasssure.”
I piss excellence
“This is the look i gave your mom last night, Matt…”
“Mental Midget?? Dude, i’m like… 5′10…”
you feeling lucky? Well are you? punk
George St. Pierre: “My name is SP … GSP.”
God just called and he thanked me in advance for sending him Matt Serra
i wonder if i should call matt serra’s mom back?
GSP: “I know its ridiculous, but I really want to be in the Gillette commercials with Federer and Tiger Woods.”
You think you know….. But you have No idea!
“Hmmm, that Matt Sayra, how badly should I humeeleate heem? Let me count dah ways.”
I’ve got a new ring tone. Taps.
The Police often question him because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s body.
His blood smells like cologne.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
“I don’t always e-fight mental midgets named Pete Sell or Matt Serra, but when I do I prefer the UFC lightweight Championship belt.”
Stay hungry my friends.
PLEASE!! not on this chin again Matt…..
“Hmmm, Joe Silva’s calling. This time I wait ’till after fight to talk about future.”
George St. Pierre: “That’s right, I just farted. What are you going to do about it?”
“got my mind on my money and my money on my mind”
I wonder what grass tastes like…
“This cell phone can not handle my riddum!”
my phone is mightier than yours
Got my digits, midgets? Call me from the hospital.
“Do I really need this psychologist?”
GSP: Looking and feeling marvelous
GSP: Bon vivant and brawler
GSP: Gentleman and warrior
GSP… There is no Tomorrow. Unless you count the day after today.
Say no to bar room violence. Do what GSP does; use your Razr, call the police and exit the situation calmly.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Men’s Department…
In Canada When that 3 am call comes in … This is who answers.
May explain the lack of Canadian terror attacks
GSP. No Excuses.
Well… not as many as some other people, at least.
“I love the Razr… they’re like really really thin pancakes…”
There will be blood…
. Say no to bar room violence. Do what GSP does; use your Razr, call the police and exit the situation calmly.
In Canada when the phone rings at 3am.. This is who answers!
not only….am I the president of “ass kick for life”
but a client as well!!!!
David Beckham, eat your heart out.
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“Everyone’s a pacifist between wars.” ~Colman McCarthy
“I’ll wear this suit to Matt Serra’s funeral.”
“UFC 83, It’s not Personal, it’s just Business.”
In an interview with GQ about his glass jaw:
“Oui, Oui so what if Matthew may have punched me in the chin and knocked me out, but I just dial his mothers number on this phone and she take great care of me.”
“How do you like my new entrance attire? It worked for Mayhem Miller…”
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Je ne sais pas mais… I tink, zip fly open !
Maybe monsieur Matt can zip it up for me? Pas mal!
WARNING: Contents under pressure. Do not expose to Long Island Italians. If condition persists consult a Doctor. Keep out of reach of heavy hands.
“I’d much rather be drinking red wine and watching hockey.”
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
“I am waiting to hear from the hospital to see how Serra is doing”
I will not phone in my performance this time…
For all that want some… You can’t spell St. Pierre without “RETIRE”… Take note…
I just ordered Italian. Meatball sub. First round.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Serra, after I make you my bitch, i’ll put you in my whorganizer…
Strictly Business!
George St. Pierre: “I could where a suit during my fight with Serra. That way I wouldn’t have to change after I knock him out.”
I swallowed this phone in the gym. I thought it was a supplement. I will never make the same mistake twice.
What..Me worry?!
PLEASE TEXT YOUR VOTE TO 1-866-IDOLS06, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE ARE 1-866 #’S NOT 1-800 #’S, THANKS FOR WATCHING, ST. PIERRE “OUT”
(in thick french Canadian accent) “One moment please, I may have sharted…”
“I’m wearing my fight shorts right now”
Georges St. Pierre Esq.
Appelez-moi, j’attendra pour toujours….forever.
In English: Call me, I will wait forever….forever.
GSP will draw a picture of how he’s gonna kick your ass…
then mail it to you ten days in advance.
The picture gets there, right?
You go, “What the hell is this?”
Then GSP knocks on your door, properly kicks your ass…
and you still won’t know what happen to you.
Speechless
Say hello to my little friend.
as real as it gets
Hmm. Should I call Pete or not…Hmm
You hear that dialtone serra? Cause my fighting skillz are off the hook!”
“I am not impressed with this phone’s performance.”
Sacrebleu! Did I leave the iron on?
First just talking, then texting, then a camera and now finally, injectable viagra via cell phone! Just what the doctor ordered.
Summoning his mental midget power, GSP attempts to crush Serra’s cell phone with only two fingers.
Champions are made, luck fades!
“IT’S ALL ABOOT DIPLOMACY!”
The new Georges St. Pierre cologne for men.
GSP: “Serra’s wife is #1 in my ‘Top Five.’”
If you are wondering…..I do have a licence for these guns!
GSP: “The only thing I like about Italians are the suits they make.”
Tailored Italian Suit: $3,000
Grooming: $500
Not being able to put on your Affliction signature Shirt after you regain the UFC Championship Belt: Priceless Dana White
Mr. Serra if you are wondering i have a 2yr contract on this phone , which is lmore than i can say about your contract with the ufc after i am finished with you
Hello you’ve reached the voicemail of Pete Sell. I can’t come to the phone right now, as I am most likely unconscious in the middle of the octagon again.
Verizon. The only contracts harder to get out of are the UFC’s.
Mental Midget says” I think therefor I am confused”
incoming text from Drago: “GSP your a mental midget” — Reply from GSP: “I’m sorry I didnt reply to you sooner but I was counting my money with the Canadian wemons vollyball team in my mansion. Who are you again?”
HA HA, That’s good stuff!!
I can pinch this phone and my chin, but yet I do not cry out in pain
“Your thoughts intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter”
“I was not impressed by your outfit”
Thinking to self: “I wonder if Mandy Moore is nice in person??”
Im not wearing any underwear.
eey moost win, eey wheel win. Dee End!
I bet you Blink First.
I don’t understand why the phone does not work when I hold it to my knee….Pete Sell promised me this is how you do it.
After further thought, losing to Matt Serra was not the best thing that happened to me. Getting my picture on the front page of Five Ounce of Pain..now that is the best thing that ever happened to me.
“What are you talking aboot, Willis?”
Got my butt kicked by an American, disappointed my Canadian friends, Hmmm what was that number for the French Foreign Legion? I have to hide somewhere. At least I’d know that language. It’s better than remembering the words to the National Anthem.
Dont hate because Im sexy.
Like i said “As REAL as it gets”
George St. Pierre. Impressive Performance. Impeccable Riddum.
“this phone really crossed zee line”
“This suit is Italian. But everything else… ALL Canadian…”
“Hmmmm…..1st the welterweight division….next….THE WORLD!”
Georges St. Pierre. Impressive Performance. Impeccable Riddum.
Now that I dominated the the welterweight do I call Dana and take on the middleweight and be the one to finally beat Silvia?
Eh…Maybe I’ll prank call Nate Quarry and ask him if his refrigerator is running…like Kalib Starnes…
Second losses in a row to Serra and I would’ve used my Razr to slit my wrist
“I keep calling Dana but my cell service is just like Matt Serra and can’t connect all night”
Georges St. Pierre.
French translation: Sophisticated violence.
i take care of business like i take care of fights………quickly………RUSH!
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How much longer do I have to wait for someone to call me that wants to fight?
“It feels good to be king.”
AdamH just nailed it, in my opinion.
And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
GSP demonstrates his latest move, the Vulcan Chin Pinch. Devastating.
The name’s George, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me George, and I’ll kill ya.
“These women’s underwear really are freeing.”
Forget the pebble, try and snatch this phone from my hand!
I beet Matt Serra fairly squarely, danks to my riddim.
GSP: Matt Serra is like the bars on a T-Mobile Pay As You Go Phone, very short with no reach.
- “This is the knee that finished it all.”
- Armani Suit - $1500
CK shirt - $250
Razor Phone - $399
Buying it with your gambling winnings from betting against yourself in the first fight - Priceless
#170,
that was brilliant..
“MMA…anything less would be uncivilized.”
my looks can submit you
Georges St. Pierre. Today’s renaissance warrior.
Hey Matt Serra, can you hear me now??
“Even I am curious as to the pluralization of my first name.”
I beat Matt Serra and now I’m coming for you Dana White! I want your job!
Even the UFC’s Welterweight Champion needs a sleek phone and great calling plan…next contender…dare to call.
Yes, I think I will clean out the division…
So, how bad do you want to be in my Fav 5 ?
Now that I have avenged my loss to Matt Serra I will kill the guy calling my sister.
This chin? It’s rock solid like this phone.
MynameisSt.Pierre,GeorgesSt.Pierre.MattSerra,IwasNotImpressedByYourPerformance!!!!
I let my knees do the talking.
I’m like a sore dick, you cant beat it!
“Sleek, Stylish, French Canadian”
“I’m too sexy for this phone, too sexy for this phone oh yeahh”
Perfect Phone for the Perfect Fighter
This is how I hit Matt “The Terror” Serra with my knee and you know what he was about this small too.
I tweak my phone like I tweak my nipples
“Does this jacket make me look undisputed?”
GSP: hey chad from Alltel, how do i put serra in “my triangle”
I win because I can.
What’s up with the contest results?!?!?