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		<title>By: Scotty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Scotty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LMAO @ &quot;cancer is legal in Japan&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LMAO @ &#8220;cancer is legal in Japan&#8221;.
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		<title>By: GassedOut</title>
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		<dc:creator>GassedOut</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mike, it rocked!  Don&#039;t worry about the haters.  I thought is was hilarious, and most of the serious readers of the column did too.

I want Gary And Jared Shaw on a conference call discussing Gary&#039;s recent &quot;banishment&quot; from EliteXC.  Gary could be saying it&#039;s so he can spend more time promoting his boxers and Jared could be denying there&#039;s a problem by being non-specific about his answers!  It would be awesome!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike, it rocked!  Don&#8217;t worry about the haters.  I thought is was hilarious, and most of the serious readers of the column did too.</p>
<p>I want Gary And Jared Shaw on a conference call discussing Gary&#8217;s recent &#8220;banishment&#8221; from EliteXC.  Gary could be saying it&#8217;s so he can spend more time promoting his boxers and Jared could be denying there&#8217;s a problem by being non-specific about his answers!  It would be awesome!
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		<title>By: Jordan Breen</title>
		<link>http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36631</link>
		<dc:creator>Jordan Breen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want one with Karimula Barklaev, James Martinez and Jung Gyu Choi.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want one with Karimula Barklaev, James Martinez and Jung Gyu Choi.
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		<title>By: rollshop</title>
		<link>http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36557</link>
		<dc:creator>rollshop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>definitely a nice humorous break from the usual posts.  the daily news and commentary are great, but stuff like this can really add some much needed laughter to those of us stuck in cubicles all day. do it whenever you feel like huck, i agree if forced to do these all the time youd get burned out and unfunny. also features like these are what separate this site from every other mma blog out there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>definitely a nice humorous break from the usual posts.  the daily news and commentary are great, but stuff like this can really add some much needed laughter to those of us stuck in cubicles all day. do it whenever you feel like huck, i agree if forced to do these all the time youd get burned out and unfunny. also features like these are what separate this site from every other mma blog out there.
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		<title>By: johnnyrev</title>
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		<dc:creator>johnnyrev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy Hell what I wouldn&#039;t do for a serving of that every week. You literally could do 5 a week for the next 13 years and we wouldn&#039;t be bored. I have only one thing to say to all the detractors out there get off your friggin high horse. Huck this is awesome and fresh! The MMA world takes it&#039;s self way to serious these days.We could all you some good fun .Keep it coming</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy Hell what I wouldn&#8217;t do for a serving of that every week. You literally could do 5 a week for the next 13 years and we wouldn&#8217;t be bored. I have only one thing to say to all the detractors out there get off your friggin high horse. Huck this is awesome and fresh! The MMA world takes it&#8217;s self way to serious these days.We could all you some good fun .Keep it coming
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		<title>By: Terry Querns</title>
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		<dc:creator>Terry Querns</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you are correct that you (and that ram guy) are destroying the credibility of this website</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you are correct that you (and that ram guy) are destroying the credibility of this website
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		<title>By: flassasin24</title>
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		<dc:creator>flassasin24</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think what Tony is trying to say is that you shouldn&#039;t ridicule someone who is stronger than you.  He&#039;s right though, it is only proper to mock those who are weaker... girlymen... right Tony?  Look at the girlyman Huckaby with his puny pectorals and itty bitty biceps...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think what Tony is trying to say is that you shouldn&#8217;t ridicule someone who is stronger than you.  He&#8217;s right though, it is only proper to mock those who are weaker&#8230; girlymen&#8230; right Tony?  Look at the girlyman Huckaby with his puny pectorals and itty bitty biceps&#8230;
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		<title>By: Diego Baeza C.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diego Baeza C.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With all due respect, I don&#039;t think this stuff belongs here. It&#039;s not funny, it&#039;s not interesting, it&#039;s not news.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With all due respect, I don&#8217;t think this stuff belongs here. It&#8217;s not funny, it&#8217;s not interesting, it&#8217;s not news.
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		<title>By: Evan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I concur with all the people saying this should be a weekly thing, it was pretty entertaining&quot;

Too much of a good thing and it won&#039;t be funny anymore. 

He should do it when he feels like he has something worth posting, let the funny come to him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I concur with all the people saying this should be a weekly thing, it was pretty entertaining&#8221;</p>
<p>Too much of a good thing and it won&#8217;t be funny anymore. </p>
<p>He should do it when he feels like he has something worth posting, let the funny come to him.
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		<title>By: Patrick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I concur with all the people saying this should be a weekly thing, it was pretty entertaining.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I concur with all the people saying this should be a weekly thing, it was pretty entertaining.
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