Comments on: (Fake) Phone Conversations with the Stars http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/ Your Destination for Insider MMA News and Opinion Mon, 13 Feb 2012 03:49:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: Scotty http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36679 Scotty Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:13:14 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36679 LMAO @ "cancer is legal in Japan". LMAO @ “cancer is legal in Japan”.

]]> By: GassedOut http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36660 GassedOut Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:29:34 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36660 Mike, it rocked! Don't worry about the haters. I thought is was hilarious, and most of the serious readers of the column did too. I want Gary And Jared Shaw on a conference call discussing Gary's recent "banishment" from EliteXC. Gary could be saying it's so he can spend more time promoting his boxers and Jared could be denying there's a problem by being non-specific about his answers! It would be awesome! Mike, it rocked! Don’t worry about the haters. I thought is was hilarious, and most of the serious readers of the column did too.

I want Gary And Jared Shaw on a conference call discussing Gary’s recent “banishment” from EliteXC. Gary could be saying it’s so he can spend more time promoting his boxers and Jared could be denying there’s a problem by being non-specific about his answers! It would be awesome!

]]> By: Jordan Breen http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36631 Jordan Breen Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:28:46 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36631 I want one with Karimula Barklaev, James Martinez and Jung Gyu Choi. I want one with Karimula Barklaev, James Martinez and Jung Gyu Choi.

]]> By: rollshop http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36557 rollshop Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:54:58 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36557 definitely a nice humorous break from the usual posts. the daily news and commentary are great, but stuff like this can really add some much needed laughter to those of us stuck in cubicles all day. do it whenever you feel like huck, i agree if forced to do these all the time youd get burned out and unfunny. also features like these are what separate this site from every other mma blog out there. definitely a nice humorous break from the usual posts. the daily news and commentary are great, but stuff like this can really add some much needed laughter to those of us stuck in cubicles all day. do it whenever you feel like huck, i agree if forced to do these all the time youd get burned out and unfunny. also features like these are what separate this site from every other mma blog out there.

]]> By: johnnyrev http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36552 johnnyrev Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:42:17 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36552 Holy Hell what I wouldn't do for a serving of that every week. You literally could do 5 a week for the next 13 years and we wouldn't be bored. I have only one thing to say to all the detractors out there get off your friggin high horse. Huck this is awesome and fresh! The MMA world takes it's self way to serious these days.We could all you some good fun .Keep it coming Holy Hell what I wouldn’t do for a serving of that every week. You literally could do 5 a week for the next 13 years and we wouldn’t be bored. I have only one thing to say to all the detractors out there get off your friggin high horse. Huck this is awesome and fresh! The MMA world takes it’s self way to serious these days.We could all you some good fun .Keep it coming

]]> By: Terry Querns http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36537 Terry Querns Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:42:30 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36537 you are correct that you (and that ram guy) are destroying the credibility of this website you are correct that you (and that ram guy) are destroying the credibility of this website

]]> By: flassasin24 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36534 flassasin24 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:22:28 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36534 I think what Tony is trying to say is that you shouldn't ridicule someone who is stronger than you. He's right though, it is only proper to mock those who are weaker... girlymen... right Tony? Look at the girlyman Huckaby with his puny pectorals and itty bitty biceps... I think what Tony is trying to say is that you shouldn’t ridicule someone who is stronger than you. He’s right though, it is only proper to mock those who are weaker… girlymen… right Tony? Look at the girlyman Huckaby with his puny pectorals and itty bitty biceps…

]]> By: Diego Baeza C. http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36527 Diego Baeza C. Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:00:34 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36527 With all due respect, I don't think this stuff belongs here. It's not funny, it's not interesting, it's not news. With all due respect, I don’t think this stuff belongs here. It’s not funny, it’s not interesting, it’s not news.

]]> By: Evan http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36522 Evan Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:19:21 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36522 "I concur with all the people saying this should be a weekly thing, it was pretty entertaining" Too much of a good thing and it won't be funny anymore. He should do it when he feels like he has something worth posting, let the funny come to him. “I concur with all the people saying this should be a weekly thing, it was pretty entertaining”

Too much of a good thing and it won’t be funny anymore.

He should do it when he feels like he has something worth posting, let the funny come to him.

]]> By: Patrick http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36519 Patrick Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:12:49 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36519 I concur with all the people saying this should be a weekly thing, it was pretty entertaining. I concur with all the people saying this should be a weekly thing, it was pretty entertaining.

]]> By: BANKERBOY http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36511 BANKERBOY Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:14:00 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36511 This is better than 99% of the RUMOR MILL stuff on the message boards. Thansk for the laughs!!! This is better than 99% of the RUMOR MILL stuff on the message boards.

Thansk for the laughs!!!

]]> By: Banter http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36509 Banter Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:05:24 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36509 Tony you shouldn't say anything about Mike unless you're a writer. Tony you shouldn’t say anything about Mike unless you’re a writer.

]]> By: Lance Thomas http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36503 Lance Thomas Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:38:14 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36503 I am surprised the Diaz bros. didn't try to say something about that hole in the earth where they live. (Stockton, CA) HAHA it was pretty funny though. I am surprised the Diaz bros. didn’t try to say something about that hole in the earth where they live. (Stockton, CA) HAHA it was pretty funny though.

]]> By: Mike Wolfe http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36498 Mike Wolfe Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:03:29 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36498 #37 Tony I think your criteria--gotta be one to have an opinion--are a little too narrow. Lots of people comment about politics, but they aren't politicians. And lots of people say funny things, but they're not professional comics. You commented on Huckaby's writing, but you're not a professional writer. (Wild guess on that last one. I could be wrong.) #37 Tony

I think your criteria–gotta be one to have an opinion–are a little too narrow. Lots of people comment about politics, but they aren’t politicians. And lots of people say funny things, but they’re not professional comics. You commented on Huckaby’s writing, but you’re not a professional writer. (Wild guess on that last one. I could be wrong.)

]]> By: ttt http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36497 ttt Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:00:31 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36497 come on Tony, you mean because we can't beat Phil Baroni in a fight, we can't criticize his cardio in a humorous way? ... or we can't make fun of Arona for making excuses, etc. great work Michael, this must be the funniest thing i've read on this site come on Tony, you mean because we can’t beat Phil Baroni in a fight, we can’t criticize his cardio in a humorous way? … or we can’t make fun of Arona for making excuses, etc.

great work Michael, this must be the funniest thing i’ve read on this site

]]> By: lol@that http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36496 lol@that Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:53:11 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36496 Hahaha, that was great dude...i had to keep reading after i read this because i almost hit the floor!! MH: Alright, well going back I want to discuss your losses to Wanderlei and Shogun. RA: I had cancer. MH: What? RA: I had a bad case of cancer in 2005. And polio. MH: I don’t think they’d let you fight if…. RA: Cancer is legal in Japan. Hahaha, that was great dude…i had to keep reading after i read this because i almost hit the floor!!

MH: Alright, well going back I want to discuss your losses to Wanderlei and Shogun.
RA: I had cancer.
MH: What?
RA: I had a bad case of cancer in 2005. And polio.
MH: I don’t think they’d let you fight if….
RA: Cancer is legal in Japan.

]]> By: Tony http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36494 Tony Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:47:15 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36494 I guess i am old school, because I don't think anyone who does not fight has the right to mock or disrespect a fighter. Huckaby, your a tool. any one of these guys would twist you up and knock you the f#@& out. I guess i am old school, because I don’t think anyone who does not fight has the right to mock or disrespect a fighter. Huckaby, your a tool. any one of these guys would twist you up and knock you the f#@& out.

]]> By: Michael Huckaby http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36493 Michael Huckaby Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:46:20 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36493 To think I held on to this for 5 days because I wasn't sure if it was funny or not. To think I held on to this for 5 days because I wasn’t sure if it was funny or not.

]]> By: JJ http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36492 JJ Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:40:52 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36492 Way to go Mike, absolutely hilarious. Way to go Mike, absolutely hilarious.

]]> By: ShiTSoN http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/comment-page-1/#comment-36491 ShiTSoN Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:38:15 +0000 http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/07/02/fake-phone-conversations-with-the-stars/#comment-36491 How about a conference call with Ken and Frank Shamrock? How about a conference call with Ken and Frank Shamrock?

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