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(Fake) AIM chats with the stars

I should state before I start that with the new AIM concept I am kind of stealing from a wonderful baseball site called The Dugout, which features fake MLB AIM conversations. It’s a great site if you ever want to check it out. That said and props given, I must chat with the stars….

PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Hey Karo, sorry about our last interview.
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: I know how the Diaz people are, no respect.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Thanks for doing this on chat, so we were talking about your record I believe.
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: I’m about 50-0 I figure.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Isn’t there one fight you feel you’ve lost?
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: The fight to inform everyone how awesome I am?
**NicholasDiaz has joined the chat**

PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Dammit, why did I install wireless LAN?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: sup b*tches
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Nick don’t you have some stuff to do?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: o like pay the rent? o wait THAT’S YOU
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I told you I’ll make more money soon enough
**NathanielDiaz has joined the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: oh COME ON
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: SUP NICK! Lets flame some muthaf******
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: Why don’t you show some respect?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Maybe cuz Stockton in da house like a mufu***?
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: Stockton is nothing compared to Mother Armenia
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Ppl from Stockton are hard
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: Armenians have more chest hair
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Stocktonians get arrested more
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: Armenians are more full of themselves
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: NO YOU AIN’T!
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: NO HE DIDN’T!
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Guys, could you please leave?
**JoeBigRiggs has joined the chat**
PhotobucketJoeBigRiggs: My back hurts
PhotobucketJoeBigRiggs: n e 1 have percocet?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: you can get sum at the hospital
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: LOLOL
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: LOL! 0wn3d
**JoeBigRiggs has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: That was just unnecessary.
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: LOLOLOL
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: Oh snap it 420 it 420!~
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Light one up 4 our brothas!
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: You guys are killing me would you please leave?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Whatevz, we gonna go eat some chips.
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: Hell yeah son
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: 420 420 420 420
**NicholasDiaz has left the chat**
**NathanielDiaz has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Thank God for small favors
**LukeCummoOnYourBelly has joined the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Hey Luke, what are you up to getting ready for your next fight?
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I just put oatmeal in my butt for fiber.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: God you’re weird.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I like Star Trek.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Luke, I like you, I really do…. just why so out there?
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: Never be scared to be who you are.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: That’s a nice sentiment.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: And if you put things in your rectum they’re absorbed faster.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I don’t like things in my rectum.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: That’s homophobic.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: No, I don’t care who you are or what you do. It’s just weird.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I’m having a colonic right now.
**GabeRickRuediger has joined the chat**
PhotobucketGabeRickRuediger: Did someone say colonic?
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Go away.
**GabeRickRuediger has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Ugh.
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: I could beat Luke in 10 seconds if I trained.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Oh yeah, you’re still here.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I strictly train my body for tantric fighting
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: I train by eating arrogance pills and living on my judo background
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I train by eating arugula and getting Vitamin E catheters
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I’m leaving.
**MichaelHuckaby has left the chat**

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**MichaelHuckaby has entered the chat**
**BJPenn has entered the chat**
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Thank you guys so much for doing this. I wanted to do an Iconoclasts-type thing with an MMA fighter and a star national athlete.
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: What the hell?
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Okay, good. So BJ, what would you like to ask Brett?
PhotobucketBJPenn: Your longevity is very impressive, how did you deal with injuries?
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketBJPenn: ??
Photobucket MichaelHuckaby: Maybe his connection is bad.
PhotobucketBJPenn: Maybe. This is getting old.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Your girlfriend is super hot by the way.
PhotobucketBJPenn: I know.
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Okay so Brett, how did you deal with injuries?
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketBJPenn: I don’t have time for this.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Neither do the Packers
PhotobucketBJPenn: LOL
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Is your connection okay?
PhotobucketBrettFavreAndAway: I’m not sure if I want to do this or not.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: You should make up your mind, it’s really unfair to everyone else around you if you keep second guessing everything.
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: dammit
PhotobucketBJPenn: You shouldn’t question him on anything, he’s very sensitive.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Apparently
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketBrettFavreAndAway: I sent you a text message
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I don’t care, are you up for this or not?
PhotobucketBrettFavreAndAway: Check your messages
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: You want to come back to this chat?
PhotobucketBrettFavreAndAway: Yes
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: You’re already here.
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Okay, he just texted if he could do an interview with BloodyElbow instead.
PhotobucketBJPenn: Can he do that?
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: No, we have a contract for this interview.
PhotobucketBJPenn: You should just release him.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Why? I should get as much as I can for him.
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Oh blow me
PhotobucketBJPenn: Again, I don’t have time for this
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I’m sorry BJ, he’s kind of a drama queen but no one ever calls him on it because ESPN loves him.
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketBJPenn: Will you make up your damned mind?
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketBJPenn: He’s pathetic.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Yes, yes he is.
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
Photobucket BrettFavreAndAway: No, I’m totally down for this. I’ll be there in a private plane in 10 minutes.
Photobucket BJPenn: I don’t even know what that means.
**BJPenn has left the chat**
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
Photobucket MichaelHuckaby: Don’t mind him, he’s just a jack…. oh come on. Screw you Brett.
**MichaelHuckaby has left the chat**

Journalism isn’t as easy as everyone makes it out to be.

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43 Responses to “(Fake) AIM chats with the stars”
  1. the sheik says:

    not funny.

    didnt even really crack a smile.

    maybe next time though

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  2. JoeRoganIsAnAss says:

    This is your Job?

    You get paid for this? Where’s Caplan!

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  3. He’s over here hitting me with the 5oz paddle.

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  4. BG says:

    I enjoyed it :)

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  5. Warcry says:

    Every now and then it is good to break up the monotony so It was ok. I’m tired of Brett Favre and I wish somebody would put him in a cage with a fighter and force him to make up his god Damn mind.

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  6. Brett Jones says:

    Awful.

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  7. micah says:

    dont let the ass holes get you down. i thought it was pretty fucking hilarious. anyone who doesnt like it, doesnt understand the brett favre situation.

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  8. rach says:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  9. justasimplefarmer says:

    Karo “The Decisyan” Parisyan…

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  10. Smokes says:

    This really wasn’t as good as the last one but I do like that you called Farve out

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  11. rollshop says:

    definitely not as entertaining as the first batch, but you keep at it huck! not like theres any interesting news to read this week any way

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  12. Abdulkareem says:

    I stopped reading when you included that football player.
    so thanks for the first half.

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  13. ZzFDKzZ says:

    Didn’t read…lol

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  14. Jay K. says:

    ***JayK. has entered the thread***
    The Joe Riggs spot made me laugh!
    ***JayK. has left the thread***

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  15. rob says:

    lukecummoyourbelly???? LMFAO!!!!!! not as good as the first – - – but loved the handles

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  16. IhateTHEdiazBrothers says:

    I laughed at the Diaz brothers thing. You know I bet between the both of them they dont have a 7th grade education! They are the ONLY two MMA fighters I can not stand to watch.

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  17. Matt C. says:

    what a tuff crowd. keep bringing the funny, Huck.

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  18. Eric V says:

    hilarious…

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  19. Eric V says:

    good stuff

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  20. Derek B says:

    haha that just made my day. I’m glad Sam is allowing you to mix it up a little bit.

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  21. Mike C. says:

    The first one was better but it was still funny as hell.

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  22. DamonO says:

    Diaz Brothers > the rest

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  23. DamonO says:

    excuse me

    Diaz Brothers > everyone else in the chat

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  24. Jim says:

    Heh. I liked the Brett and BJ parts. The Karo & Diaz Bros parts… well, as I just don’t really care about any of them, the satire was dry for me, but that’s more a reflection on me than the material. I liked the bit as a whole, definitely. I won’t skip the next one.

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  25. Mark Aulet says:

    I thought it was interesting and fresh…. Good effort. Funny too..I just hope It doesn’t hamper your ability to perform interviews with this fighters in the future seeing how Karo is going to rule the world and all.

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  26. ultmma says:

    the Penn Favre thing was ok, but the Diaz bros and Karo was freaking hilarious

    I’m glad someone else out there is as sick of Favre as me.

    Thumbs up

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  27. Oh the first one was absolutely better.

    As for interviews I really shouldn’t do them anyway because I’d get punched. As for other people doing interviews I would find it entertaining if Morgan got punched.

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  28. jjdnb says:

    it was funny

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  29. Reaser says:

    Packers with Favre, Super Bowl contenders….

    Packers without Favre, Vikings win the division and the best they can do is get the 6th seed (last wildcard) which is still doubtful…

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  30. TheSomberlain says:

    I wish KJ Noons would have came in, tell everyone hes going to turn Nick Diaz’s face into hamburger meat again. Overall, pretty funny man.

    Diaz Brothers=Somewhere in between cockroaches, and that white stuff that develops on the side of your mouth during moments of intense dehydration.

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  31. DocWagner says:

    That was good stuff! People are far too critical.

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  32. Brian McG says:

    lol…that was funny…i dont care what any of em say….

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  33. dante says:

    I thought it was hilarious.

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  34. ranger1071 says:

    The Brett Favre part was a bit much but I still loved the bit Mike.

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  35. rach says:

    someone actually read that whole thing? wow

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  36. Anthony from Ohio says:

    This shit was hilarious. I don’t care what anyone says. I laughed my ass off. Too bad you guys just lost any possibility of getting an interview with any of these fighters in the future.

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  37. Probably one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read. Waste of time.

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  38. Well that only compares my article to The Cat in the Hat and a Valtrex pamphlet. I can’t compete with those.

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  39. dsid says:

    Hah, I liked the Karo & Diaz brothers stuff. Also thought the Cumo stuff was good, including the Ruediger cameo. I still think that dude could’ve lose the weight like a normal fighter, but just really, really wanted a plastic spigot up his butt.

    Went a little sideways with BJ & Brett (I’m so sick of freakin’ Favre at this point…) but otherwise, it was good stuff.

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  40. Mikey GIlz says:

    The first one was classic. This one fell off a bit. Sorry man.

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  41. tom says:

    this was the first one like this i’ve read. quite funny. good use of repetition and it was funny i generally agree with the characterization and it was funny imagining bj penn talkin

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  42. Jake says:

    Thats pretty fuckin funny i laughed the whole time. “i put oatmeal in my butt” that did it for me!

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  43. Tertio says:

    It was ok. last one i read was funnier though. Keep at it !

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