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Adam Morgan’s Sprawl ‘n Brawl (MMA News Roundup)

It’s time again for another edition of the Sprawl ‘N Brawl news report here at Five Ounces of Pain and boy do we have some talking to do. Of course the hot topic of a possible Kimbo Slice vs. Seth Petruzelli rematch is on the board, Mirko Cro Cop’s return to the ring on New Year’s Eve, and of course the fallout from UFC 90 including Patrick Cote thinking he got the best of Anderson Silva and a rumored bout between Chuck Liddell and Anderson Silva on the horizon.

Kimbo Slice vs. Seth Petruzelli rematch rumored for K-1 Dynamite!! 2008

Okay, I can see where this makes some sense. If you know anything about Japanese MMA you know that they like freakshows. I would say that Kimbo Slice, while trying to be a legit MMA fighter, qualifies as a freakshow in Japan. Right along the lines of Bob Sapp. And Seth Petruzelli, is well, not a draw there at all but Kimbo sure would be. Bob Sapp is a freaking god over there and he’s just awful at MMA. His looks, his personality, and his charisma make him popular. It has nothing to do with his skill or lack thereof. Kimbo in Japan is what makes the most sense for him right now even if he has to fight Petruzelli again. We all know that Kimbo will more than likely lose to Petruzelli a second time but his aura and his personality will do him wonders in Japan, win or lose.

Mirko Cro Cop’s nuts are okay, set to fight Alistair Overeem on New Year’s Eve

According to a recent interview, Cro Cop is back to training and getting ready for a fight with the man who made mincemeat out of his testicles (particuarly the right one), Alistair Overeem. Now I have no doubt that not only will we not see the Cro Cop of old but we won’t even see the same Cro Cop we saw in the last fight. Overeem, if he can keep from kneeing the Croatian square in the nuts, should be able to control this fight just like the last one. Cro Cop has admitted that his knee is injured and will need surgery immediately after the fight so what makes him think he’ll be able to defeat Overeem on a bum knee? Overeem should be able to effectively take Cro Cop down and beat him in the face or submit him rather easily. I know Cro Cop wants to avenge his nuts but he’s in for a beating, folks.

Patrick Cote thinks he messed Anderson Silva up bad

If you saw the interview with Patrick Cote where he basically said that he “f-cked Silva up” then you’ll recognize not only the fact that Patrick Cote is a terrible liar but that he’s also hammered. And bragging that you took Anderson Silva into the third round is really the most ridiculous thing to gloat about. You didn’t take Anderson Silva into the thrid, round. Anderson Silva took you to the third round. In fact, he practically carried you there. If Cote doesn’t think Anderson Silva could have ended the fight at practically any moment then he’s nuts. You didn’t get the better of Silva, you were behind on the scorecards, and you definitely do not deserve a rematch. End of story.

Anderson Silva wants to fight on November 15, Chuck Liddell fight rumored

Whoa, calm down Andy. November 15 might be pushing it a bit. We know you’re game for it and came away from the fight with Patrick Cote unscathed but finding an opponent with the balls to fight you on three weeks notice is next to impossible. I mean Brandon Vera wouldn’t fight Machida on short notice. What makes you think anyone, besides James Irvin again, would fight you on November 15? Chill out, take your time off, revel in the fact that you’re a badass and then come back at light heavyweight and start tearing fools apart at 205 lbs. It only makes sense and the rumored fight with Chuck Liddell would not only be a big payday but also an opportunity to show the world that you’re a very legitimate threat at 205 lbs. If Anderson Silva fights Liddell do you think there’s anyone, besides a hardcore Liddell fan, picking Chuck to win that fight? Not a chance. Destroy Chuck and start on a path for two titles, that’s the next logical step for Silva.

That does it for this week’s edition of Sprawl ‘N Brawl. The news this week is slim but things are going to heat up here in the next couple of weeks as we ramp up for Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Couture at UFC 91. Keep it tuned to Five Ounces of Pain for all your MMA news and rumors!

  • egad81 says:

    good points!

    Kimbo to japan… great idea for him

    Cro Cop…. should just get fixed up now and then maybe fight someone he has a chance to beat. ever since the head kick in the UFC he has not been the same.

    Cote… get a grip dude. That fight was WORSE then the first Kimbo vs Seth fight.

    Anderson Silva… See what happens when you toy with your opponent? You dont see Fedor dancing for 2 rounds do you?

    Chuck Liddell…. Maybe he should go to Japan and fight Cro Cop cause I think Chuck’s career is just about over. If you cant beat a guy that calls himself SUGAR…How are you going to fight Silva?

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  • Shatner says:

    What the hell does someones nickname have to do with their ability to kick ass? Frank Trigg’s nickname is Twinkle Toes,Bas Rutten’s is El Guapo it does’nt mean anything it’s just a nickname so what if Rashad goes by Sugar.

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  • Joey says:

    Rashad is lame for taking the nickname Sugar, it doesn’t make him a bad fighter it just makes him very very very unoriginal. Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Leonard, Sugar Shane Mosley.

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  • Shatner says:

    So Chuck should be ashamed losing to a fighter with no originality? Is that what you’re telling me egad81 is trying to say?

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  • Jeff L says:

    I have seen Fedor toy with his opponents, yes. You forget the second Coleman fight or what?

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  • John says:

    I can’t wait the fight between Lesner and Couture! I think Brock is underated, and I don’t care how in-shape Couture is: as much respect as I have for him, honestly, you can only be so old and still do MMA. there’s a natural limit that he’s pushed pretty far, but it has to end sometime. But it might not end too soon… he’s a good fighter, he might be able to hold his own against Lesner, idk. I won’t make that call.

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  • bert zee says:

    finally somebody saying it like it is!! i like cote but he doesn’t deserve a rematch anderson could have finished any time he wanted anytime keep up the good work!!!

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