Rock on, Mr. International continue to travel the earth like Kaine.

Let’s look at the facts::

1. He passes out on a plane without knowing the details

Whose private plane? Did he ever find out why he was on it in the first place?

2. He knows he is in Istanbul, Turkey because he could tell because he was looking at the Black Sea?

If I was dropped off somewhere in the world, I highly doubt I would look at a body of water and know which one it was. Probably not even if I had a GPS Unit.

3. He meets and hitches a ride with some unknown Bulgarian girl who just happens to be affilated with the UFC.

Wow, perhaps in the next story Shonie will bump into Dana White after he wakes up on a fishing boat off Tunisia. Amazing coincidences abound, right Shonie?

Shonie: “Yeah, and then after I got into a fight with the Taliban in Pakistan, I was picked up by a guy with sideburns that I KNEW was Elvis Presley!!”

Sam, no offense, but this is certainly yet another joke by the ultimate Jokester Shonie Carter, and I am afraid you fell for it.

Editor’s Note: Dark Metal, I take no offense, because, and no offense to you, I didn’t fall for anything. I clearly said that I could believe it was true because of Shonie’s reputation. I never said that I believed it to be true. Lest anyone thinks otherwise, I posted this story for entertainment purposes and not as a historical document.