Who knew that Hitler’s greatest foe was a Hollywood metrosexual with a penchant for Scientology? Or that he was half a head shorter than Hitler?

Somehow call me uninspired as I have not found Cruise’ manly-man act (and it is an act) believable since he cozied up with Rosie O’Donell or jumped like a giddy schoolgirl on Oprah’s couch.

Where have the men in Hollywood gone? Oh yeah, Arnold became the new faux Republican Gov. who is overseeing the death of California, and John Wayne is long dead….

Thanks for Teh Funneh!

Jay K.

Basically, we are talking about the winner of TUF doing much better than the average MMA fighter, and they are given something even greater–a big chance to become a UFC “Star” and that I would say, is priceless.

I also disagree with you on the issue of Franklin and Hughes rolling with the troops as something being odd. What you are dealing with is great men who lost their limbs and now feel they are somehow “less” than they once were. Being on the mat with 2 former UFC champions, and actually doing quite well, proves that their lives are not quite as limited as they might have thought. Personally I see this as “Pro” to Franklin and Hughes for treating these guys as men rather than cripples.

On the Al-Hassan failure to tap, I totally agree. If they have you and you can’t escape, then tap. There is no dishonor in avoiding an injury. However, the true CON should go to they guy who broke his arm, who then went on and gleefully told Joe Rogan how he thought it was great to hear the “Pop” of practically ripping his opponent’s arm off.

agreed on mir and hughes…..well torres too…..oh hell, agreed on everything.

The climax of a Tom Cruise movie? First, that’s an oxymoron. Second, it’s disturbing to see that line in the context of a movie in which Cruise prances about in a Nazi uniform. Leather paddles, anyone?

And with regard to Condom Depot, I think they’re missing an obvious stroke of marketing genius. Why not a line of very snug beanies for their fans and fighters? They could all be walking metaphors for the product. Very apt, in many cases.

Very funny read. Well done.

On Wiman’s attempt to de-pants his opponent: I’m sure he was just trying to get the fight restarted on the feet. I think the ref was thinking it would be a bigger punishment to let the fight continue. Still, I would have deducted the point without stopping the action.

Second the Mir thing too, long time fan and this season really soured me. Certainly didn’t help he was cast against the classiest and most likable fighter ever in Nog.

With this line, Huckaby wins the internets.

Oh it was a joke. If he took offense to such things I wouldn’t be able to post this because I would have already been killed by a gang of 74-pound Indonesian fighters.

You should win awards for this line alone.

Hell I kinda wanna go see Valkyrie on Christmas and if I can find a couple hours to sneak away from family I might do it.

A few tidbits:

1. I agree, Mir is a douchebag
2. Miguel Torres is a cyborg..I am convinced.
3. You know Hughes choked one of those guys unconscious too..II just know it