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Dana White: Houston Alexander’s strategist for Kimbo fight should be ‘kicked in the nuts for about five minutes’

danaWhile Dana White has already made his plans to cut Houston Alexander public, the UFC President recently went a step further in a recent interview with MMAFanhouse, stating that whoever came up with the battle plan for the normally exciting to watch light heavyweight should be treated to a one sided game of roshambo.

“Whoever came up with Houston Alexander’s game plan ought to be kicked in the nuts for about five minutes,” said Dana. “I don’t know if his coaches came up with that or whatever but not only did they give him the wrong game plan, they completely destroyed everything about Houston Alexander.”

Houston seemed unwilling to engage Kimbo Slice during the TUF 10 Finale in a bout that many expected to be a short-lived war. Unfortunately for the fans along with Alexander’s future competing in the UFC, nothing could have been further from the truth as the two “knockout artists” stared at each other for the majority of the bout, with brief spurts of actual fighting.

“I don’t know if Kalib Starnes trained him for that fight or what the deal was but it was horrible,” said White. “Horrible.”

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  • Nick Havok says:

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  • Nick Havok: Does dana ever shut the f*ck up?

    I was thinking the same about you.

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  • fanoftna33 says:

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  • Scott H. says:

    How can you not laugh when you see that Headline?

    Please note: Nick, this is a Rhetorical Question, I do not actually want you to answer.

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  • Nick Havok says:

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  • Nick Havok says:

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  • roshambo says:

    While I used to be a fan of Dana and his somewhat brash ways and how he got business done, there didn’t used to be other viable options and you just had fighters crying about pointless stuff. But more and more over the last couple of years he has gone from being the edgy business man to just being a plain dick cause he can. Everytime something like this gets released I just cringe and it makes me like him less and less. I feel bad for the UFC organization. The UFC is the best MMA organization but Dana just keep spewing his mouth at a time where the business is finally hitting the main stream. From comments like this and his bout with that reporter he baged on and then stopped doing his youtube blog over, he just seems to continually put his foot in his mouth and make himself look bad. LIke it or not, he is the face of the UFC and to many the face of MMA. If he doesn’t get his ego and his love for hearing himself talk in check soon, who knows how much damage he will do. The UFC has done a great job promoting the sport and White has been a huge part of it but all of this crap that he keeps spouting out just seems like it will only detract from the sport in the long run.

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  • Nick Havok says:

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  • nate says:

    i almost cant stand to read comments on a post anymore. seriously. this nick havok fool is just ruining one of the last decent bastions for posting on mma. i cant stand to read 4-6 stupid comments from him on EVERY post. its driving me nuts go back to mmajunkie where i dont have to read anything you say. we were doing wonderful without you. please dont post 10 replies. just dont post here anymore. you make me & others not want to post.

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  • gueda says:

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  • Nick Havok says:

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  • Makington says:

    Nick, you have become the Tito Ortiz of the MMA boards lol. I thought Dana’s suggestion as to Houston’s gameplan-maker was very strange, but pretty funny.

    While I don’t condone a whopping 5 minute nut-kick and we should really expect a more mature president of UFC, I found it funny enough to let it slide.

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  • Nick Havok says:

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  • Makington says:

    Well it’s not like I was on the floor howling, but the suggestion was so out of the ordinary I was like, “What the hell, kicked in the nuts?! That’s friggin weird…..but kind of funny.”

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  • Makington says:

    And that Jackass skit was pretty funny to be completely off-topic. I haven’t seen it in a few years but it was a pretty funny game, although I will never say that from first hand experience.

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  • Nick Havok says:

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  • ndizzle says:

    the headline for this artcle is funny

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  • ndizzle says:

    the picture cracks me up even more

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  • Nick Havok says:

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  • ndizzle says:

    Nick Havok: Dana looks like a complete fruitcake in that picture.Like his boyfriend was behind the camera making funny faces for him to laugh at.

    you my friend,are an …

    Last time guys: You can’t post just to insult a fellow poster. If you disagree, vote it down. If you don’t care for the person, make the choice to skip past what they say.- Staff

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  • fetussandwich says:

    Nick Havok gets thumbs down like he’s Dana White himself.

    That being said, the photo in the article is perfect. It’s nice to be able to put the dbag words with his dbag face.

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  • ndizzle says:

    ndizzle: you my friend,are an … Last time guys: You can’t post just to insult a fellow poster. If you disagree, vote it down. If you don’t care for the person, make the choice to skip past what they say.- Staff

    sorry didnt mean just trying to be funny i like havok. alot of passion

    No worries ndizzle, just trying to keep the peace. Thanks - Staff

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  • Angry Mike says:

    The obvious rejoinder to White’s statement is that before you can kick the strategist, you have to catch him. That might prove to be difficult.

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  • Nick Havok says:

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  • roshambo says:

    One question I would ask based on all the staff warnings to people on this article, is if readers are asked not to bash fighters or fellow readers, why post an article where the president of the UFC is doing just that? If the article was posted as an opinion piece with one of the staff discussing this kind of behaviour pro or con I could see the relevance but when it’s just posted as a hey look what Dana White said now it just doesn’t seem constructive to the atmosphere you are trying to encourage.

    If Dana White makes a negative statement about one of his former athletes, that does not give anyone here a free pass to start calling him gay or telling each other to go f*** themselves. There’s a pretty obvious line here. If people cross it, they’re warned. If they continue, they’re banned from commenting.- Staff

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  • Pajamashark says:

    The caption to Dana’s picture should read: “Can I pound on your junk for five minutes there, guy?”

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  • nope says:

    [deleted] – No insults. You’ve been warned - Staff

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  • elkymbo says:

    Hi staff please don’t turn this place into a police state I think it’s fine to have opinions on fighters and other posters as long as it doesn’t get personal. This world is starting to get too p.c as it is so taking away peoples right to tell somebody to get f**cked is just not on. I’ve been guilty of saying I don’t like fighters but that’s my opinion and isn’t everybody entitled to their own?

    Don’t take things personally.

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  • elkymbo says:

    And yes that photo of Dana looks like he just dropped a real bad fart in an elevator.

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  • Dufresne says:

    They’re not saying that you can’t voice your opinion, just that if you’re going to say something negative about a fighter/promoter, have a little taste.

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  • elkymbo says:

    Fair enough.

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  • Connor Cobain says:

    Nick Havok: Does dana ever shut the f*ck up?Seriously. And enough of comparing Houston to Kalib Starnes…He looked more like Lyoto Machida to me.

    Nick as someone who likes to read comments for MMA Fans and people who know what there talking abouts opinion I would like to with No offence formally ask you to stop commenting. Seriously dude its getting ridiculous, just stop.

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  • joshuawood says:

    Given both their loses of late, I think that Dana should have kept Houston Alexander for one more fight and give Keith Jardine a chance to redeem himself.

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  • Nick Havok says:

    Connor Cobain: Nick as someone who likes to read comments for MMA Fans and people who know what there talking abouts opinion I would like to with No offence formally ask you to stop commenting. Seriously dude its getting ridiculous, just stop.

    Request denied.

    :)

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  • fetussandwich says:

    elkymbo: Hi staff please don’t turn this place into a police state I think it’s fine to have opinions on fighters and other posters as long as it doesn’t get personal. This world is starting to get too p.c as it is so taking away peoples right to tell somebody to get f**cked is just not on. I’ve been guilty of saying I don’t like fighters but that’s my opinion and isn’t everybody entitled to their own?
    Don’t take things personally.

    Censorship and political correctness are two of the most sickening things holding back modern society. Just as it’s Nick Havok’s right to continually contribute completely useless comments, it is our right to express how they’re making us feel.

    To put it into perspective for you, almost 1/3 of the comments on this page are his and have been blurred out, making it an eyesore to the point I don’t even want to scroll down further than your articles because I’m assuming I’ll see 13 of his scatterbrained comments polluting everything around them. It’s clear his stupidity knows no bounds other than infuriating people with it’s lack of sense or purpose and that the train wreck he is turning these comments sections into is derailing your site horribly with little to no chance of finding survivors in the wreckage.

    The people commenting about his comments clearly aren’t the problem.

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  • nope says:

    Is this Nick Havock part of the 5 oz. Staff?

    More staff edits on this post more than any I’ve seen in the past.

    whats goin on here?

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