Clash of the Captions (7/12/13)

Clash of the Captions (7/12/13)

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In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC heavyweight Brendan Schaub from his February fight with Lavar Johnson. Have fun!

MMA: UFC 157-Schaub vs Johnson

10 COMMENTS
  • darth_irritable says:

    – not a caption, but THIS is where I wanted to use “I wish I could quit you!” DAMN YOU for using it last week.

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  • darth_irritable says:

    “Avenge…. me…”

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  • SBERG says:

    ” You complete me”

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  • Screenplaya says:

    And in that moment, Schaub, to his dismay, learned the real reason they call his opponent “Big” Johnson.

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  • THEGUNNER says:

    Cant get knocked out from here.

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  • AlphaOmega says:

    By Grabthar’s hammer, by the Sons of warband, you shall be avenged!!!

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  • MCM says:

    Damn you Alpha, I almost spit my drink out. Love a Galaxy Quest reference.

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  • AlphaOmega says:

    Hells ya, just glad I finally got a reason to use one

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  • darth_irritable says:

    Love it Alpha.

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  • darth_irritable says:

    And with five thumbs up – mine included – the 5 oz readership reveals themselves to be overgrown teenagers.

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