Clash of the Captions (7/17/13)

Clash of the Captions (7/17/13)

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In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC flyweight contender John Dodson! Have fun!

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8 COMMENTS
  • SBERG says:

    “La la lala la la, la lala la la,Hi I’m Doody Smurf”

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  • SBERG says:

    ” Why do people call me a dickhead?” “I don’t get it?”

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  • waitetr says:

    “I got what you call, like, I don’t know, a relaxed brain, but I ain’t punchy.”

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  • darth_irritable says:

    Moments later the press conference fell apart when Dodson saw Gargamel in the front row.

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  • MCM says:

    Dodson was later suspended when it was discovered he had written all the answers to the reporters questions on the palm of his hand.

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  • AlphaOmega says:

    I’m sponsored by pop rocks, your argument is invalid.

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  • raker says:

    “I’d like to thank my sponsor Trojan condoms who have provided me with this trendy “reservoir tip” hat.”

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  • Screenplaya says:

    (insert Smurf-themed penis comment here)

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