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Clash of the Captions (7/19/13)

Clash of the Captions (7/19/13)

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC President Dana White and bantamweight star Urijah Faber! Have fun!

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19 COMMENTS
  • darth_irritable says:

    Come on little fella, stand up so everyone can see you and answer the question. Oh…. Well maybe stand on the chair?

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  • Screenplaya says:

    Don’t worry little dude. You drink your water and we’ll find your momma.

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  • SBERG says:

    Uriah erupts in joy when the carnival vendor tells him he is in fact tall enough to ride. Even still Uriah glances at the height platform to in fact see his eyes are level and his forehead just makes it over the required limit. Enjoy your ride young man, enjoy your ride.

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  • darth_irritable says:

    Holy shit sberg, tell me you didn’t do that from an iPhone.

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  • SBERG says:

    No. I’m home . My pc. And I don’t use a iphone , I’m a loyal android user. My weapon is a samsung galaxy s4, rooted.

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  • SBERG says:

    UGGGG I spelled Urijah wrong…..Geeezzz I need to wake up before I type ….LOL

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  • SBERG says:

    Is it possible for a moderator to edit my original post and add the J to Urijah ? Ty….And I accept my award for dumbass of the month.

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  • Screenplaya says:

    I love you so much, you tiny bastard. I want to put you in my pocket.

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  • MCM says:

    Unsure of how to respond, Urijah could only smile and nod when Uncle Dana suggested that after the press conference they go back to his penthouse and play “Ventriloquist.”

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  • AlphaOmega says:

    I wouldn’t feel to bad SBERG I bet it happens a lot more now with Urijah and Uriah both in the UFC.

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  • SBERG says:

    Ty Alpha, except for the fact that he’s wearing a t-shirt with his name on it….The J stands out if ya noticed in the pic….lol

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  • THEGUNNER says:

    Smile if u think we should strip cruz’s belt from him then change his weight class.

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  • Dr.Stoppage says:

    So I give Ronda your note, right…and I swear to God dude, she says not only does she like you, but she LIKES YOU likes you…

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  • Dr.Stoppage says:

    My mistake!
    Please edit

    So I give Carmouche your note ,right…and I swear to God dude, she says not only does she like you, but she LIKES YOU likes you!

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  • Brendhan Conlan says:

    Seriously, you mofos make it tough to pick winners every week! lol

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  • MCM says:

    Yeah, there’s 4 or 5 winners in this one.

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  • Dr.Stoppage says:

    And not one bumchin reference yet.
    That’d be too easy.

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  • SBERG says:

    Dana : “Urijah I just got off the phone with the Wizard Of OZ. You are now officially the new President of The Lollipop Guild.”
    Urijah: ” That’s so awesome!!!!!, Want some water?”

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  • Dr.Stoppage says:

    (…must not stare at the bumchin…must not stare at the bumchin…)

    (…must not stare at the bald…must not stare at the bald…)

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