Clash of the Captions – 7/26/13

Clash of the Captions – 7/26/13

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In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of possible Bellator PPV draw (and boxing great) Roy Jones Jr.! Have fun!

NBA: Denver Nuggets at Memphis Grizzlies

16 COMMENTS
  • SBERG says:

    Dafuq is dat ?

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  • darth_irritable says:

    Elmo hid quietly in the sudience, waiting for his evil plan to come to fruition, while Cookie Monster was blissfully unaware of the surprise about to come when he escorted Roy Jones to the ring.

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  • SBERG says:

    Ya know, I really love the captions of the day alot but this one really irks me……All I can think about is a Teen Wolf reference but that’s damn insulting to Michael J. Fox….I’ve always liked Michael J. Fox. He deserves better than to be lumped in with Roy and whatever the heck that is.( I assume it’s the some weird variation of the Memphis grizzlies mascot)….Oye.

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  • MCM says:

    By eliminating all traces Homoerotica, the increasingly popular Clash of the Captions experienced it’s first real stumble.

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  • SBERG says:

    As Gay Pride Week kicks off a “Bear” and his new found “Twink” walk in cadence celebrating their new ” Partnership”.

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  • darth_irritable says:

    Sberg, you needed to fit a reference to Josh Thonpsob in there.

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  • SBERG says:

    Who the heck is Josh Thonpsob? LOL

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  • darth_irritable says:

    Damn you iPhone

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  • AlphaOmega says:

    I always said my mother in law was one hairy beast, now I have proof.

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  • SBERG says:

    There she was just walkin’ down the street
    Singin’, “Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do”
    Snappin’ her fingers and shufflin’ her feet
    Singin’, “Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do” …….Courtesy of Pvt. John Winger – United States Army.

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  • darth_irritable says:

    The reconstructive surgery following Cookie Monster’s unfortunate Anderson-Silva-knee-to-the-face incident was not a complete success.

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  • darth_irritable says:

    Also, I f*cking hate Elmo.

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  • Brendhan Conlan says:

    “To warm up for his potential Bellator debut, Jones Jr. decided to bring in local mascot ‘Slampage’ Jackson to help get his technique down…”

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  • Brendhan Conlan says:

    The difference between the character Jones Jr. is walking next to and the real Quinton Jackson? The mascot has a six-pack. Just sayin.

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  • darth_irritable says:

    Oh Quintin has a six pack all right. It just makes a sloshing sound.

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  • Dufresne says:

    I get to paid to fight a guy in his boxing debut? It’s gonna be a good day

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