Clash of the Captions – 8/7/13

Clash of the Captions – 8/7/13

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Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC 163 light heavyweight loser Vinny Magalhaes! Have fun!

MMA: UFC 163-Perosh vs Magalhaes

10 COMMENTS
  • SBERG says:

    ” Did i win?..no?… Do you guys have ice cream?….. I like ice cream”

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  • darth_irritable says:

    This was the last time he’d listen to Chris Leben for sports supplement advice, after Vinny discovered to his detriment exactly why Ambien is not regarded as a Performance Enhancing Drug.

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  • Screenplaya says:

    Through glazed eyes, Vinny finally realized the harsh truth: In a fist fight, arrogance is no replacement for talent or the ability to take of punch.

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  • SBERG says:

    “Mom? …Haven’t I told you not to call me when I’m laying out on the beach?…Huh?…. I’m not at the beach?.. This isn’t the massage girl rubbing me down?… You’re sitting where? ….Oh there you are…Hi mom..”

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  • MCM says:

    In Vinny’s semi conscious, he was completely unaware of referee Mario Yamasaki’s slow but determined effort to give him a purple nurple.

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  • MCM says:

    “semi conscious STATE”

    damn edit button.

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  • AlphaOmega says:

    Hey girl what’s up?

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  • Dr.Stoppage says:

    I guess
    “I can count to POTATO”
    would result into a DQ, correct?

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  • darth_irritable says:

    For a moment, Mario Yamasaki flashed back to his days with TSA.

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  • Screenplaya says:

    A semi-conscious Vinny Magalhaes strikes a pose…his only significant strike of the bout.

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