Clash of the Captions – 8/8/13

Clash of the Captions – 8/8/13

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In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of  UFC heavyweight Pat Barry! Have fun!

MMA: The Ultimate Fighter Finale-Barry vs Del Rosario

9 COMMENTS
  • SBERG says:

    After consultation from renowned Physicist and growth expert Dr. Bruce Banner , Pat Barry wonders if he should have had Gamma Radiation treatment in both hands instead of just his left….

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  • MCM says:

    “They look like big, good, strong hands. Don’t they? I always thought that’s what they were. My little friends. The little man with his racing snail, the Nighthob, even the stupid bat. I couldn’t hold on to them. The nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.”

    “No you didn’t fail. I’m the one who was chosen to stop the nothing. But I lost the Auryn, I can’t find my luck dragon, so I won’t be ableto get past the boundaries of Fantasia.”

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  • darth_irritable says:

    Whoah dude, that’s some good acid.

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  • MCM says:

    That’s a quote from The Never Ending Story.

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  • Brendhan Conlan says:

    BASTIAN!!!!!!

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  • THEGUNNER says:

    These 2 dogs are nameless. Once I turn em loose I cant call em back. They dont have names.

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  • Screenplaya says:

    What this? Fist? What fist do? Mash face? Me love mash face. Mash face good. Life now have meaning.

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  • SBERG says:

    Due to excessive growth of his left arm Pat Barry’s trainer recommends he stop watching Pornhub 24/7….Pat looks at his arm and doesn’t understand why….

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  • darth_irritable says:

    I got you mcm, hence the thumbs up

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