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Today’s offering comes courtesy of **UFC Fight Night 26** bantamweight **Urijah Faber**! Have fun!

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After his run in with Clarice Starling, Buffalo Bill turned his life around with a focus on discipline and an intense training regimen.

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‘Urijah says…….”The ponytail equation is[7]

l^3 R_{ssss} – ( L – s ) R_{ss} + R_s – \pi ( R ) = 0

where

\pi( R ) = \frac{ 4 l^3 P }{ A \rho R }

In these equations l is the length at which gravity bends the hair

l = ( \frac{ A }{ \lambda g } )^\frac{ 1 }{ 3 }

where g is the acceleration due to gravity, A is the bending modulus and ? is the density of the hair. A is defined to be

A = \frac{ E \pi d^4 }{ 64 }

E is a constant equal to 4 gigaPascal and d is the average diameter of the hair.

L is the length of the switch of hair in the ponytail, R is the ponytail radius, s is the arc length from the clamp on the ponytail, P is the pressure due to the clamp and ? is the hair density

\rho = \frac{ N }{ \pi R^2 }

where N is the number of hairs in the ponytail. Rs is the partial derivative of R with respect to s.

The Rapunzel number (Ra) is the ratio

Ra = \frac{ L }{ l } ……..That’s why I wear my hair this way.”

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I feel like a champ. Hows cruz feeling these days?

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“You can milk anything with nipples.”

” I have nipples Greg, Can you milk me?”

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Troll doll.

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Spanky and Buckwheat warned Alfalfa against the use of steroids, but he wouldn’t listen.

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After hearing the remarks of how cute he was from the little girl, Faber realized that being the biggest, strongest Cupie Doll didn’t matter. He was still just a doll.

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