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Clash of the Captions – 8/19/13

Clash of the Captions – 8/19/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC Fight Night 26 heavyweights Travis Browne and Alistair Overeem! Have fun!

MMA: UFC Fight Night 26-Browne vs Overeem

8 COMMENTS
  • darth_irritable says:

    So, you ever see the shower scene in American History X?

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  • MCM says:

    From his corner, Browne could hear Greg Jackson yelling: “Hit him with your Groin!” And in that moment nothing seemed more right.

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  • THEGUNNER says:

    Nothing like a kiss to show how much heart I really have.

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  • SBERG says:

    ” You….Complete me”

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  • waitetr says:

    Why must I always hurt the ones I love?

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  • waitetr says:

    What is love
    Oh baby, don’t hurt me
    Don’t hurt me no more
    What is love
    Oh baby, don’t hurt me
    Don’t hurt me no more

    Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
    Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

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  • Screenplaya says:

    I wish I knew how to quit you…

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  • SBERG says:

    Reem : My teeth hurt. Not sure what’s wrong…
    Browne : Well, looks like someone needs to lay off the sweets there young man.
    Reem : But I love candy , can you help me?
    Browne: Hmmm…You’ve got a bad central and lateral incisor and rotted first and second molars up top. Looks
    like you also have a bad first and second bicuspid as well as a broken central incisor on the bottom.
    Reem : It hurts really bad, what can we do to fix it and make the pain go away?
    Browne : It’s my professional opinion that we let go of each other, you back up and I kick you in the jaw really hard then hammerfist
    you twice till you fall asleep. You won’t feel a thing after that.
    Reem : Thanks Travis your the best.

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