Chael Sonnen: The Poet? Former Contender Goes Off On Wanderlei Silva

Chael Sonnen: The Poet? Former Contender Goes Off On Wanderlei Silva

Chael Sonnen was free Saturday night with no UFC card present.

Sonnen, who divides his time fighting and working on FOX Sports 1, took to Twitter in another role: poet.

Below are Sonnen’s messages that he sent to Wanderlei Silva. The two have been long-running rivals who have yet to settle their differences inside the Octagon.

Enjoy……

Chael thinks
Anderson sinks
Wandy stinks

Mayhem’s inna clink
Tito’s onna brink
There’s dishes inna sink
and WANDERLEI STINKS

My wife’s wrapped in Minks
I’m agile as a Lynx
I iron out the kinks
and everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks

Yer nuts start to shrink
When you gotta sign in ink
to fight Chael, so I think
That Wanderlei STINKS

The Kings skate at the rink
The Mod Squad had “Linc”
Rogan likes Pink
and WANDERLEI STINKS!!!

Red is the rose
And Tebow throws
but everyone knows
That WANDERLEI BLOWS

Dark is the night
And mean dogs bite
And wind moves kites
But WANDY WON’T FIGHT

I hit like a truck
I got the ladies and the bucks
My middle name is bad luck
And Wanderlei sucks

Cubans To smoke
My opponents all croak
Like a bike w/no spokes
WANDERLEI’S A JOKE

Trains arrive late
And haters gonna hate
When he’s gone inside the gate
Wanderlei’s record… 3 & 8

I can write a million rhymes
I got a lot of time
The reason you didn’t sign
I woulda made you three and NINE

Sandra Bullock’s scared in space
You could hear her heart race
Fear’s not hard to trace
LOOK IN WANDY’S FACE

I got instinct
You’ll miss the fight if you blink
My bones are made of zinc
My blood is made of ink
And everybody thinks
Wanderlei stinks

The fifth dwarf was Sneezy
And Velveeta’s kinda cheesy
And Fiji’s kinda breezy
Beatin’ Wanderlei’s EASY

4 COMMENTS
  • Creature says:

    Not going to lie, this made me laugh.

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  • raker says:

    I don’t find Sonnen’snforced attempts at being funny that good. He’s trying to be the second coming of Ali with the poetry but I think he’s better when he doesn’t try as hard.

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  • GIKE MOLDBERG says:

    He blows Ali out the water based on amount of chatter alone..besides the fact that he is funnier and way more in your face-call it Ali 2.0 at the least-sent his latest typed rant to my old lady(who’s not a particular fan of MMA) and she laughed and said it was epic

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  • Angry Mike says:

    Bet they hug it out iafter the fight even after Chael’s smack talk. A Diaz bros. free for all between both camps in the cage after the fight would be epic.

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